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A CHRISTMAS CAROL
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A Ghost Story of Christmas
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by Charles Dickens
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STAVE I:  MARLEY'S GHOST
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MARLEY was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt
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whatever about that. The register of his burial was
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signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker,
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and the chief mourner. Scrooge signed it: and
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Scrooge's name was good upon 'Change, for anything he
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chose to put his hand to. Old Marley was as dead as a
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door-nail.
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Mind! I don't mean to say that I know, of my
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own knowledge, what there is particularly dead about
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a door-nail. I might have been inclined, myself, to
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regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery
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in the trade. But the wisdom of our ancestors
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is in the simile; and my unhallowed hands
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shall not disturb it, or the Country's done for. You
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will therefore permit me to repeat, emphatically, that
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Marley was as dead as a door-nail.
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Scrooge knew he was dead? Of course he did.
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How could it be otherwise? Scrooge and he were
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partners for I don't know how many years. Scrooge
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was his sole executor, his sole administrator, his sole
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assign, his sole residuary legatee, his sole friend, and
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sole mourner. And even Scrooge was not so dreadfully
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cut up by the sad event, but that he was an excellent
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man of business on the very day of the funeral,
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and solemnised it with an undoubted bargain.
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The mention of Marley's funeral brings me back to
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the point I started from. There is no doubt that Marley
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was dead. This must be distinctly understood, or
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nothing wonderful can come of the story I am going
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to relate. If we were not perfectly convinced that
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Hamlet's Father died before the play began, there
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would be nothing more remarkable in his taking a
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stroll at night, in an easterly wind, upon his own ramparts,
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than there would be in any other middle-aged
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gentleman rashly turning out after dark in a breezy
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spot--say Saint Paul's Churchyard for instance--
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literally to astonish his son's weak mind.
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Scrooge never painted out Old Marley's name.
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There it stood, years afterwards, above the warehouse
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door: Scrooge and Marley. The firm was known as
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Scrooge and Marley. Sometimes people new to the
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business called Scrooge Scrooge, and sometimes Marley,
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but he answered to both names. It was all the
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same to him.
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Oh! But he was a tight-fisted hand at the grind-stone,
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Scrooge! a squeezing, wrenching, grasping, scraping,
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clutching, covetous, old sinner! Hard and sharp as flint,
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from which no steel had ever struck out generous fire;
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secret, and self-contained, and solitary as an oyster. The
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cold within him froze his old features, nipped his pointed
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nose, shrivelled his cheek, stiffened his gait; made his
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eyes red, his thin lips blue; and spoke out shrewdly in his
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grating voice. A frosty rime was on his head, and on his
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eyebrows, and his wiry chin. He carried his own low
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temperature always about with him; he iced his office in
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the dog-days; and didn't thaw it one degree at Christmas.
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External heat and cold had little influence on
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Scrooge. No warmth could warm, no wintry weather
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chill him. No wind that blew was bitterer than he,
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no falling snow was more intent upon its purpose, no
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pelting rain less open to entreaty. Foul weather didn't
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know where to have him. The heaviest rain, and
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snow, and hail, and sleet, could boast of the advantage
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over him in only one respect. They often "came down"
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handsomely, and Scrooge never did.
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Nobody ever stopped him in the street to say, with
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gladsome looks, "My dear Scrooge, how are you?
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When will you come to see me?" No beggars implored
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him to bestow a trifle, no children asked him
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what it was o'clock, no man or woman ever once in all
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his life inquired the way to such and such a place, of
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Scrooge. Even the blind men's dogs appeared to
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know him; and when they saw him coming on, would
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tug their owners into doorways and up courts; and
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then would wag their tails as though they said, "No
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eye at all is better than an evil eye, dark master!"
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But what did Scrooge care! It was the very thing
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he liked. To edge his way along the crowded paths
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of life, warning all human sympathy to keep its distance,
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was what the knowing ones call "nuts" to Scrooge.
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Once upon a time--of all the good days in the year,
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on Christmas Eve--old Scrooge sat busy in his
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counting-house. It was cold, bleak, biting weather: foggy
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withal: and he could hear the people in the court outside,
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go wheezing up and down, beating their hands
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upon their breasts, and stamping their feet upon the
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pavement stones to warm them. The city clocks had
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only just gone three, but it was quite dark already--
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it had not been light all day--and candles were flaring
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in the windows of the neighbouring offices, like
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ruddy smears upon the palpable brown air. The fog
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came pouring in at every chink and keyhole, and was
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so dense without, that although the court was of the
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narrowest, the houses opposite were mere phantoms.
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To see the dingy cloud come drooping down, obscuring
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everything, one might have thought that Nature
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lived hard by, and was brewing on a large scale.
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The door of Scrooge's counting-house was open
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that he might keep his eye upon his clerk, who in a
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dismal little cell beyond, a sort of tank, was copying
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letters. Scrooge had a very small fire, but the clerk's
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fire was so very much smaller that it looked like one
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coal. But he couldn't replenish it, for Scrooge kept
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the coal-box in his own room; and so surely as the
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clerk came in with the shovel, the master predicted
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that it would be necessary for them to part. Wherefore
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the clerk put on his white comforter, and tried to
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warm himself at the candle; in which effort, not being
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a man of a strong imagination, he failed.
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"A merry Christmas, uncle! God save you!" cried
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a cheerful voice. It was the voice of Scrooge's
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nephew, who came upon him so quickly that this was
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the first intimation he had of his approach.
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"Bah!" said Scrooge, "Humbug!"
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He had so heated himself with rapid walking in the
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fog and frost, this nephew of Scrooge's, that he was
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all in a glow; his face was ruddy and handsome; his
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eyes sparkled, and his breath smoked again.
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"Christmas a humbug, uncle!" said Scrooge's
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nephew. "You don't mean that, I am sure?"
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"I do," said Scrooge. "Merry Christmas! What
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right have you to be merry? What reason have you
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to be merry? You're poor enough."
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"Come, then," returned the nephew gaily. "What
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right have you to be dismal? What reason have you
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to be morose? You're rich enough."
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Scrooge having no better answer ready on the spur
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of the moment, said, "Bah!" again; and followed it up
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with "Humbug."
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"Don't be cross, uncle!" said the nephew.
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"What else can I be," returned the uncle, "when I
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live in such a world of fools as this? Merry Christmas!
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Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas
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time to you but a time for paying bills without
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money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but
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not an hour richer; a time for balancing your books
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and having every item in 'em through a round dozen
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of months presented dead against you? If I could
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work my will," said Scrooge indignantly, "every idiot
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who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' on his lips,
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should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried
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with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!"
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"Uncle!" pleaded the nephew.
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"Nephew!" returned the uncle sternly, "keep Christmas
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in your own way, and let me keep it in mine."
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"Keep it!" repeated Scrooge's nephew. "But you
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don't keep it."
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"Let me leave it alone, then," said Scrooge. "Much
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good may it do you! Much good it has ever done
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you!"
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"There are many things from which I might have
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derived good, by which I have not profited, I dare
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say," returned the nephew. "Christmas among the
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rest. But I am sure I have always thought of Christmas
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time, when it has come round--apart from the
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veneration due to its sacred name and origin, if anything
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belonging to it can be apart from that--as a
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good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant
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time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar
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of the year, when men and women seem by one consent
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to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think
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of people below them as if they really were
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fellow-passengers to the grave, and not another race
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of creatures bound on other journeys. And therefore,
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uncle, though it has never put a scrap of gold or
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silver in my pocket, I believe that it has done me
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good, and will do me good; and I say, God bless it!"
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The clerk in the Tank involuntarily applauded.
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Becoming immediately sensible of the impropriety,
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he poked the fire, and extinguished the last frail spark
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for ever.
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"Let me hear another sound from you," said
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Scrooge, "and you'll keep your Christmas by losing
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your situation! You're quite a powerful speaker,
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sir," he added, turning to his nephew. "I wonder you
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don't go into Parliament."
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"Don't be angry, uncle. Come! Dine with us to-morrow."
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Scrooge said that he would see him--yes, indeed he
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did. He went the whole length of the expression,
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and said that he would see him in that extremity first.
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"But why?" cried Scrooge's nephew. "Why?"
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"Why did you get married?" said Scrooge.
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"Because I fell in love."
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"Because you fell in love!" growled Scrooge, as if
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that were the only one thing in the world more ridiculous
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than a merry Christmas. "Good afternoon!"
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"Nay, uncle, but you never came to see me before
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that happened. Why give it as a reason for not
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coming now?"
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"Good afternoon," said Scrooge.
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"I want nothing from you; I ask nothing of you;
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why cannot we be friends?"
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"Good afternoon," said Scrooge.
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"I am sorry, with all my heart, to find you so
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resolute. We have never had any quarrel, to which I
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have been a party. But I have made the trial in
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homage to Christmas, and I'll keep my Christmas
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humour to the last. So A Merry Christmas, uncle!"
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"Good afternoon!" said Scrooge.
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"And A Happy New Year!"
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"Good afternoon!" said Scrooge.
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His nephew left the room without an angry word,
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notwithstanding. He stopped at the outer door to
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bestow the greetings of the season on the clerk, who,
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cold as he was, was warmer than Scrooge; for he returned
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them cordially.
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"There's another fellow," muttered Scrooge; who
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overheard him: "my clerk, with fifteen shillings a
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week, and a wife and family, talking about a merry
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Christmas. I'll retire to Bedlam."
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This lunatic, in letting Scrooge's nephew out, had
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let two other people in. They were portly gentlemen,
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pleasant to behold, and now stood, with their hats off,
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in Scrooge's office. They had books and papers in
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their hands, and bowed to him.
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"Scrooge and Marley's, I believe," said one of the
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gentlemen, referring to his list. "Have I the pleasure
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of addressing Mr. Scrooge, or Mr. Marley?"
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"Mr. Marley has been dead these seven years,"
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Scrooge replied. "He died seven years ago, this very
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night."
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"We have no doubt his liberality is well represented
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by his surviving partner," said the gentleman, presenting
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his credentials.
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It certainly was; for they had been two kindred
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spirits. At the ominous word "liberality," Scrooge
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frowned, and shook his head, and handed the credentials
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back.
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"At this festive season of the year, Mr. Scrooge,"
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said the gentleman, taking up a pen, "it is more than
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usually desirable that we should make some slight
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provision for the Poor and destitute, who suffer
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greatly at the present time. Many thousands are in
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want of common necessaries; hundreds of thousands
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are in want of common comforts, sir."
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"Are there no prisons?" asked Scrooge.
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"Plenty of prisons," said the gentleman, laying down
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the pen again.
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"And the Union workhouses?" demanded Scrooge.
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"Are they still in operation?"
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"They are. Still," returned the gentleman, "I wish
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I could say they were not."
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"The Treadmill and the Poor Law are in full vigour,
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then?" said Scrooge.
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"Both very busy, sir."
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"Oh! I was afraid, from what you said at first,
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that something had occurred to stop them in their
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useful course," said Scrooge. "I'm very glad to
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hear it."
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"Under the impression that they scarcely furnish
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Christian cheer of mind or body to the multitude,"
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returned the gentleman, "a few of us are endeavouring
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to raise a fund to buy the Poor some meat and drink,
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and means of warmth. We choose this time, because
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it is a time, of all others, when Want is keenly felt,
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and Abundance rejoices. What shall I put you down
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for?"
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"Nothing!" Scrooge replied.
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"You wish to be anonymous?"
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"I wish to be left alone," said Scrooge. "Since you
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ask me what I wish, gentlemen, that is my answer.
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I don't make merry myself at Christmas and I can't
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afford to make idle people merry. I help to support
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the establishments I have mentioned--they cost
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enough; and those who are badly off must go there."
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"Many can't go there; and many would rather die."
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"If they would rather die," said Scrooge, "they had
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better do it, and decrease the surplus population.
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Besides--excuse me--I don't know that."
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"But you might know it," observed the gentleman.
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"It's not my business," Scrooge returned. "It's
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enough for a man to understand his own business, and
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not to interfere with other people's. Mine occupies
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me constantly. Good afternoon, gentlemen!"
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Seeing clearly that it would be useless to pursue
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their point, the gentlemen withdrew. Scrooge resumed
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his labours with an improved opinion of himself,
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and in a more facetious temper than was usual
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with him.
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Meanwhile the fog and darkness thickened so, that
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people ran about with flaring links, proffering their
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services to go before horses in carriages, and conduct
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them on their way. The ancient tower of a church,
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whose gruff old bell was always peeping slily down
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at Scrooge out of a Gothic window in the wall, became
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invisible, and struck the hours and quarters in the
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clouds, with tremulous vibrations afterwards as if
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its teeth were chattering in its frozen head up there.
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The cold became intense. In the main street, at the
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corner of the court, some labourers were repairing
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the gas-pipes, and had lighted a great fire in a brazier,
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round which a party of ragged men and boys were
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gathered: warming their hands and winking their
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eyes before the blaze in rapture. The water-plug
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being left in solitude, its overflowings sullenly congealed,
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and turned to misanthropic ice. The brightness
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of the shops where holly sprigs and berries
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crackled in the lamp heat of the windows, made pale
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faces ruddy as they passed. Poulterers' and grocers'
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trades became a splendid joke: a glorious pageant,
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with which it was next to impossible to believe that
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such dull principles as bargain and sale had anything
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to do. The Lord Mayor, in the stronghold of the
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mighty Mansion House, gave orders to his fifty cooks
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and butlers to keep Christmas as a Lord Mayor's
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household should; and even the little tailor, whom he
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had fined five shillings on the previous Monday for
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being drunk and bloodthirsty in the streets, stirred up
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to-morrow's pudding in his garret, while his lean
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wife and the baby sallied out to buy the beef.
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Foggier yet, and colder. Piercing, searching, biting
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cold. If the good Saint Dunstan had but nipped
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the Evil Spirit's nose with a touch of such weather
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as that, instead of using his familiar weapons, then
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indeed he would have roared to lusty purpose. The
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owner of one scant young nose, gnawed and mumbled
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by the hungry cold as bones are gnawed by dogs,
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stooped down at Scrooge's keyhole to regale him with
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a Christmas carol: but at the first sound of
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        "God bless you, merry gentleman!
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         May nothing you dismay!"
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Scrooge seized the ruler with such energy of action,
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that the singer fled in terror, leaving the keyhole to
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the fog and even more congenial frost.
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At length the hour of shutting up the counting-house
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arrived. With an ill-will Scrooge dismounted from his
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stool, and tacitly admitted the fact to the expectant
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clerk in the Tank, who instantly snuffed his candle out,
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and put on his hat.
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"You'll want all day to-morrow, I suppose?" said
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Scrooge.
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"If quite convenient, sir."
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"It's not convenient," said Scrooge, "and it's not
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fair. If I was to stop half-a-crown for it, you'd
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think yourself ill-used, I'll be bound?"
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The clerk smiled faintly.
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"And yet," said Scrooge, "you don't think me ill-used,
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when I pay a day's wages for no work."
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The clerk observed that it was only once a year.
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"A poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every
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twenty-fifth of December!" said Scrooge, buttoning
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his great-coat to the chin. "But I suppose you must
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have the whole day. Be here all the earlier next
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morning."
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The clerk promised that he would; and Scrooge
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walked out with a growl. The office was closed in a
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twinkling, and the clerk, with the long ends of his
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white comforter dangling below his waist (for he
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boasted no great-coat), went down a slide on Cornhill,
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at the end of a lane of boys, twenty times, in
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honour of its being Christmas Eve, and then ran home
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to Camden Town as hard as he could pelt, to play
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at blindman's-buff.
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Scrooge took his melancholy dinner in his usual
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melancholy tavern; and having read all the newspapers, and
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beguiled the rest of the evening with his
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banker's-book, went home to bed. He lived in
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chambers which had once belonged to his deceased
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partner. They were a gloomy suite of rooms, in a
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lowering pile of building up a yard, where it had so
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little business to be, that one could scarcely help
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fancying it must have run there when it was a young
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house, playing at hide-and-seek with other houses,
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and forgotten the way out again. It was old enough
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   450
now, and dreary enough, for nobody lived in it but
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Scrooge, the other rooms being all let out as offices.
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The yard was so dark that even Scrooge, who knew
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its every stone, was fain to grope with his hands.
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The fog and frost so hung about the black old gateway
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of the house, that it seemed as if the Genius of
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the Weather sat in mournful meditation on the
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threshold.
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Now, it is a fact, that there was nothing at all
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particular about the knocker on the door, except that it
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   461
was very large. It is also a fact, that Scrooge had
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   462
seen it, night and morning, during his whole residence
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   463
in that place; also that Scrooge had as little of what
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is called fancy about him as any man in the city of
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London, even including--which is a bold word--the
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corporation, aldermen, and livery. Let it also be
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borne in mind that Scrooge had not bestowed one
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thought on Marley, since his last mention of his
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seven years' dead partner that afternoon. And then
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let any man explain to me, if he can, how it happened
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that Scrooge, having his key in the lock of the door,
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saw in the knocker, without its undergoing any intermediate
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process of change--not a knocker, but Marley's face.
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Marley's face. It was not in impenetrable shadow
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as the other objects in the yard were, but had a
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dismal light about it, like a bad lobster in a dark
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cellar. It was not angry or ferocious, but looked
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at Scrooge as Marley used to look: with ghostly
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   480
spectacles turned up on its ghostly forehead. The
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hair was curiously stirred, as if by breath or hot air;
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and, though the eyes were wide open, they were perfectly
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motionless. That, and its livid colour, made it
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horrible; but its horror seemed to be in spite of the
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face and beyond its control, rather than a part of
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   486
its own expression.
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As Scrooge looked fixedly at this phenomenon, it
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   489
was a knocker again.
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   490
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To say that he was not startled, or that his blood
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was not conscious of a terrible sensation to which it
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   493
had been a stranger from infancy, would be untrue.
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   494
But he put his hand upon the key he had relinquished,
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turned it sturdily, walked in, and lighted his candle.
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He did pause, with a moment's irresolution, before
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he shut the door; and he did look cautiously behind
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it first, as if he half expected to be terrified with the
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sight of Marley's pigtail sticking out into the hall.
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But there was nothing on the back of the door, except
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   502
the screws and nuts that held the knocker on, so he
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   503
said "Pooh, pooh!" and closed it with a bang.
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The sound resounded through the house like thunder.
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   506
Every room above, and every cask in the wine-merchant's
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   507
cellars below, appeared to have a separate peal
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   508
of echoes of its own. Scrooge was not a man to
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be frightened by echoes. He fastened the door, and
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   510
walked across the hall, and up the stairs; slowly too:
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   511
trimming his candle as he went.
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You may talk vaguely about driving a coach-and-six
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   514
up a good old flight of stairs, or through a bad
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young Act of Parliament; but I mean to say you
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   516
might have got a hearse up that staircase, and taken
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   517
it broadwise, with the splinter-bar towards the wall
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   518
and the door towards the balustrades: and done it
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   519
easy. There was plenty of width for that, and room
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   520
to spare; which is perhaps the reason why Scrooge
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   521
thought he saw a locomotive hearse going on before
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   522
him in the gloom. Half-a-dozen gas-lamps out of
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   523
the street wouldn't have lighted the entry too well,
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   524
so you may suppose that it was pretty dark with
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   525
Scrooge's dip.
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   526
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   527
Up Scrooge went, not caring a button for that.
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   528
Darkness is cheap, and Scrooge liked it. But before
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   529
he shut his heavy door, he walked through his rooms
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   530
to see that all was right. He had just enough recollection
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   531
of the face to desire to do that.
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   532
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   533
Sitting-room, bedroom, lumber-room. All as they
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   534
should be. Nobody under the table, nobody under
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   535
the sofa; a small fire in the grate; spoon and basin
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   536
ready; and the little saucepan of gruel (Scrooge had
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   537
a cold in his head) upon the hob. Nobody under the
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   538
bed; nobody in the closet; nobody in his dressing-gown,
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   539
which was hanging up in a suspicious attitude
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   540
against the wall. Lumber-room as usual. Old fire-guard,
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   541
old shoes, two fish-baskets, washing-stand on three
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   542
legs, and a poker.
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   543
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   544
Quite satisfied, he closed his door, and locked
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   545
himself in; double-locked himself in, which was not his
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   546
custom. Thus secured against surprise, he took off
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   547
his cravat; put on his dressing-gown and slippers, and
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   548
his nightcap; and sat down before the fire to take
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   549
his gruel.
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   550
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   551
It was a very low fire indeed; nothing on such a
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   552
bitter night. He was obliged to sit close to it, and
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   553
brood over it, before he could extract the least
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   554
sensation of warmth from such a handful of fuel.
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   555
The fireplace was an old one, built by some Dutch
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   556
merchant long ago, and paved all round with quaint
sl@0
   557
Dutch tiles, designed to illustrate the Scriptures.
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   558
There were Cains and Abels, Pharaoh's daughters;
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   559
Queens of Sheba, Angelic messengers descending
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   560
through the air on clouds like feather-beds, Abrahams,
sl@0
   561
Belshazzars, Apostles putting off to sea in butter-boats,
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   562
hundreds of figures to attract his thoughts;
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   563
and yet that face of Marley, seven years dead, came
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   564
like the ancient Prophet's rod, and swallowed up the
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   565
whole. If each smooth tile had been a blank at first,
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   566
with power to shape some picture on its surface from
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   567
the disjointed fragments of his thoughts, there would
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   568
have been a copy of old Marley's head on every one.
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   569
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   570
"Humbug!" said Scrooge; and walked across the
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   571
room.
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   572
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   573
After several turns, he sat down again. As he
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   574
threw his head back in the chair, his glance happened
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   575
to rest upon a bell, a disused bell, that hung in the
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   576
room, and communicated for some purpose now forgotten
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   577
with a chamber in the highest story of the
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   578
building. It was with great astonishment, and with
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   579
a strange, inexplicable dread, that as he looked, he
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   580
saw this bell begin to swing. It swung so softly in
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   581
the outset that it scarcely made a sound; but soon it
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   582
rang out loudly, and so did every bell in the house.
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   583
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   584
This might have lasted half a minute, or a minute,
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   585
but it seemed an hour. The bells ceased as they had
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   586
begun, together. They were succeeded by a clanking
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   587
noise, deep down below; as if some person were
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   588
dragging a heavy chain over the casks in the
sl@0
   589
wine-merchant's cellar. Scrooge then remembered to have
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   590
heard that ghosts in haunted houses were described as
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   591
dragging chains.
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   592
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   593
The cellar-door flew open with a booming sound,
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   594
and then he heard the noise much louder, on the floors
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   595
below; then coming up the stairs; then coming straight
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   596
towards his door.
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   597
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   598
"It's humbug still!" said Scrooge. "I won't believe it."
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   599
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   600
His colour changed though, when, without a pause,
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   601
it came on through the heavy door, and passed into
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   602
the room before his eyes. Upon its coming in, the
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   603
dying flame leaped up, as though it cried, "I know
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   604
him; Marley's Ghost!" and fell again.
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   605
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   606
The same face: the very same. Marley in his pigtail,
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   607
usual waistcoat, tights and boots; the tassels on
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   608
the latter bristling, like his pigtail, and his coat-skirts,
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   609
and the hair upon his head. The chain he drew was
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   610
clasped about his middle. It was long, and wound
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   611
about him like a tail; and it was made (for Scrooge
sl@0
   612
observed it closely) of cash-boxes, keys, padlocks,
sl@0
   613
ledgers, deeds, and heavy purses wrought in steel.
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   614
His body was transparent; so that Scrooge, observing him,
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   615
and looking through his waistcoat, could see
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   616
the two buttons on his coat behind.
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   617
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   618
Scrooge had often heard it said that Marley had no
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   619
bowels, but he had never believed it until now.
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   620
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   621
No, nor did he believe it even now. Though he
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   622
looked the phantom through and through, and saw
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   623
it standing before him; though he felt the chilling
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   624
influence of its death-cold eyes; and marked the very
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   625
texture of the folded kerchief bound about its head
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   626
and chin, which wrapper he had not observed before;
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   627
he was still incredulous, and fought against his senses.
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   628
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   629
"How now!" said Scrooge, caustic and cold as ever.
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   630
"What do you want with me?"
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   631
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   632
"Much!"--Marley's voice, no doubt about it.
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   633
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   634
"Who are you?"
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   635
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   636
"Ask me who I was."
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   637
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   638
"Who were you then?" said Scrooge, raising his
sl@0
   639
voice. "You're particular, for a shade." He was going
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   640
to say "to a shade," but substituted this, as more
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   641
appropriate.
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   642
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   643
"In life I was your partner, Jacob Marley."
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   644
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   645
"Can you--can you sit down?" asked Scrooge, looking
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   646
doubtfully at him.
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   647
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   648
"I can."
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   649
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   650
"Do it, then."
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   651
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   652
Scrooge asked the question, because he didn't know
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   653
whether a ghost so transparent might find himself in
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   654
a condition to take a chair; and felt that in the event
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   655
of its being impossible, it might involve the necessity
sl@0
   656
of an embarrassing explanation. But the ghost sat
sl@0
   657
down on the opposite side of the fireplace, as if he
sl@0
   658
were quite used to it.
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   659
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   660
"You don't believe in me," observed the Ghost.
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   661
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   662
"I don't," said Scrooge.
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   663
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   664
"What evidence would you have of my reality beyond that of
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   665
your senses?"
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   666
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   667
"I don't know," said Scrooge.
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   668
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   669
"Why do you doubt your senses?"
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   670
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   671
"Because," said Scrooge, "a little thing affects them.
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   672
A slight disorder of the stomach makes them cheats. You may
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   673
be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of
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   674
cheese, a fragment of an underdone potato. There's more of
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   675
gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!"
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   676
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   677
Scrooge was not much in the habit of cracking
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   678
jokes, nor did he feel, in his heart, by any means
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   679
waggish then. The truth is, that he tried to be
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   680
smart, as a means of distracting his own attention,
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   681
and keeping down his terror; for the spectre's voice
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   682
disturbed the very marrow in his bones.
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   683
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   684
To sit, staring at those fixed glazed eyes, in silence
sl@0
   685
for a moment, would play, Scrooge felt, the very
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   686
deuce with him. There was something very awful,
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   687
too, in the spectre's being provided with an infernal
sl@0
   688
atmosphere of its own. Scrooge could not feel it
sl@0
   689
himself, but this was clearly the case; for though the
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   690
Ghost sat perfectly motionless, its hair, and skirts,
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   691
and tassels, were still agitated as by the hot vapour
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   692
from an oven.
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   693
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   694
"You see this toothpick?" said Scrooge, returning
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   695
quickly to the charge, for the reason just assigned;
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   696
and wishing, though it were only for a second, to
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   697
divert the vision's stony gaze from himself.
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   698
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   699
"I do," replied the Ghost.
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   700
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   701
"You are not looking at it," said Scrooge.
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   702
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   703
"But I see it," said the Ghost, "notwithstanding."
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   704
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   705
"Well!" returned Scrooge, "I have but to swallow
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   706
this, and be for the rest of my days persecuted by a
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   707
legion of goblins, all of my own creation. Humbug,
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   708
I tell you! humbug!"
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   709
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   710
At this the spirit raised a frightful cry, and shook
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   711
its chain with such a dismal and appalling noise, that
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   712
Scrooge held on tight to his chair, to save himself
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   713
from falling in a swoon. But how much greater was
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   714
his horror, when the phantom taking off the bandage
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   715
round its head, as if it were too warm to wear indoors,
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   716
its lower jaw dropped down upon its breast!
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   717
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   718
Scrooge fell upon his knees, and clasped his hands
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   719
before his face.
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   720
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   721
"Mercy!" he said. "Dreadful apparition, why do
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   722
you trouble me?"
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   723
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   724
"Man of the worldly mind!" replied the Ghost, "do
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   725
you believe in me or not?"
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   726
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   727
"I do," said Scrooge. "I must. But why do spirits
sl@0
   728
walk the earth, and why do they come to me?"
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   729
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   730
"It is required of every man," the Ghost returned,
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   731
"that the spirit within him should walk abroad among
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   732
his fellowmen, and travel far and wide; and if that
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   733
spirit goes not forth in life, it is condemned to do so
sl@0
   734
after death. It is doomed to wander through the
sl@0
   735
world--oh, woe is me!--and witness what it cannot
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   736
share, but might have shared on earth, and turned to
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   737
happiness!"
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   738
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   739
Again the spectre raised a cry, and shook its chain
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   740
and wrung its shadowy hands.
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   741
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   742
"You are fettered," said Scrooge, trembling. "Tell
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   743
me why?"
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   744
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   745
"I wear the chain I forged in life," replied the Ghost.
sl@0
   746
"I made it link by link, and yard by yard; I girded
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   747
it on of my own free will, and of my own free will I
sl@0
   748
wore it. Is its pattern strange to you?"
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   749
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   750
Scrooge trembled more and more.
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   751
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   752
"Or would you know," pursued the Ghost, "the
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   753
weight and length of the strong coil you bear yourself?
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   754
It was full as heavy and as long as this, seven
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   755
Christmas Eves ago. You have laboured on it, since.
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   756
It is a ponderous chain!"
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   757
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   758
Scrooge glanced about him on the floor, in the
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   759
expectation of finding himself surrounded by some fifty
sl@0
   760
or sixty fathoms of iron cable: but he could see
sl@0
   761
nothing.
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   762
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   763
"Jacob," he said, imploringly. "Old Jacob Marley,
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   764
tell me more. Speak comfort to me, Jacob!"
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   765
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   766
"I have none to give," the Ghost replied. "It comes
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   767
from other regions, Ebenezer Scrooge, and is conveyed
sl@0
   768
by other ministers, to other kinds of men. Nor
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   769
can I tell you what I would. A very little more is
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   770
all permitted to me. I cannot rest, I cannot stay, I
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   771
cannot linger anywhere. My spirit never walked
sl@0
   772
beyond our counting-house--mark me!--in life my
sl@0
   773
spirit never roved beyond the narrow limits of our
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   774
money-changing hole; and weary journeys lie before
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   775
me!"
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   776
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   777
It was a habit with Scrooge, whenever he became
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   778
thoughtful, to put his hands in his breeches pockets.
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   779
Pondering on what the Ghost had said, he did so now,
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   780
but without lifting up his eyes, or getting off his
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   781
knees.
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   782
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   783
"You must have been very slow about it, Jacob,"
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   784
Scrooge observed, in a business-like manner, though
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   785
with humility and deference.
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   786
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   787
"Slow!" the Ghost repeated.
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   788
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   789
"Seven years dead," mused Scrooge. "And travelling
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   790
all the time!"
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   791
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   792
"The whole time," said the Ghost. "No rest, no
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   793
peace. Incessant torture of remorse."
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   794
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   795
"You travel fast?" said Scrooge.
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   796
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   797
"On the wings of the wind," replied the Ghost.
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   798
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   799
"You might have got over a great quantity of
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   800
ground in seven years," said Scrooge.
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   801
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   802
The Ghost, on hearing this, set up another cry, and
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   803
clanked its chain so hideously in the dead silence of
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   804
the night, that the Ward would have been justified in
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   805
indicting it for a nuisance.
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   806
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   807
"Oh! captive, bound, and double-ironed," cried the
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   808
phantom, "not to know, that ages of incessant labour
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   809
by immortal creatures, for this earth must pass into
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   810
eternity before the good of which it is susceptible is
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   811
all developed. Not to know that any Christian spirit
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   812
working kindly in its little sphere, whatever it may
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   813
be, will find its mortal life too short for its vast
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   814
means of usefulness. Not to know that no space of
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   815
regret can make amends for one life's opportunity
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   816
misused! Yet such was I! Oh! such was I!"
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   817
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   818
"But you were always a good man of business,
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   819
Jacob," faltered Scrooge, who now began to apply this
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   820
to himself.
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   821
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   822
"Business!" cried the Ghost, wringing its hands
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   823
again. "Mankind was my business. The common
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   824
welfare was my business; charity, mercy, forbearance,
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   825
and benevolence, were, all, my business. The dealings
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   826
of my trade were but a drop of water in the
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   827
comprehensive ocean of my business!"
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   828
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   829
It held up its chain at arm's length, as if that were
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   830
the cause of all its unavailing grief, and flung it
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   831
heavily upon the ground again.
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   832
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   833
"At this time of the rolling year," the spectre said,
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   834
"I suffer most. Why did I walk through crowds of
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   835
fellow-beings with my eyes turned down, and never
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   836
raise them to that blessed Star which led the Wise
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   837
Men to a poor abode! Were there no poor homes to
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   838
which its light would have conducted me!"
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   839
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   840
Scrooge was very much dismayed to hear the
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   841
spectre going on at this rate, and began to quake
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   842
exceedingly.
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   843
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   844
"Hear me!" cried the Ghost. "My time is nearly
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   845
gone."
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   846
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   847
"I will," said Scrooge. "But don't be hard upon
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   848
me! Don't be flowery, Jacob! Pray!"
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   849
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   850
"How it is that I appear before you in a shape that
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   851
you can see, I may not tell. I have sat invisible
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   852
beside you many and many a day."
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   853
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   854
It was not an agreeable idea. Scrooge shivered,
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   855
and wiped the perspiration from his brow.
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   856
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   857
"That is no light part of my penance," pursued
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   858
the Ghost. "I am here to-night to warn you, that you
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   859
have yet a chance and hope of escaping my fate. A
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   860
chance and hope of my procuring, Ebenezer."
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   861
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   862
"You were always a good friend to me," said
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   863
Scrooge. "Thank'ee!"
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   864
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   865
"You will be haunted," resumed the Ghost, "by
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   866
Three Spirits."
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   867
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   868
Scrooge's countenance fell almost as low as the
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   869
Ghost's had done.
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   870
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   871
"Is that the chance and hope you mentioned,
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   872
Jacob?" he demanded, in a faltering voice.
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   873
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   874
"It is."
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   875
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   876
"I--I think I'd rather not," said Scrooge.
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   877
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   878
"Without their visits," said the Ghost, "you cannot
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   879
hope to shun the path I tread. Expect the first to-morrow,
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   880
when the bell tolls One."
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   881
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   882
"Couldn't I take 'em all at once, and have it over,
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   883
Jacob?" hinted Scrooge.
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   884
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   885
"Expect the second on the next night at the same
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   886
hour. The third upon the next night when the last
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   887
stroke of Twelve has ceased to vibrate. Look to see
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   888
me no more; and look that, for your own sake, you
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   889
remember what has passed between us!"
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   890
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   891
When it had said these words, the spectre took its
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   892
wrapper from the table, and bound it round its head,
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   893
as before. Scrooge knew this, by the smart sound its
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   894
teeth made, when the jaws were brought together
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   895
by the bandage. He ventured to raise his eyes again,
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   896
and found his supernatural visitor confronting him
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   897
in an erect attitude, with its chain wound over and
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   898
about its arm.
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   899
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   900
The apparition walked backward from him; and at
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   901
every step it took, the window raised itself a little,
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   902
so that when the spectre reached it, it was wide open.
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   903
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   904
It beckoned Scrooge to approach, which he did.
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   905
When they were within two paces of each other,
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   906
Marley's Ghost held up its hand, warning him to
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   907
come no nearer. Scrooge stopped.
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   908
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   909
Not so much in obedience, as in surprise and fear:
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   910
for on the raising of the hand, he became sensible
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   911
of confused noises in the air; incoherent sounds of
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   912
lamentation and regret; wailings inexpressibly sorrowful and
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   913
self-accusatory. The spectre, after listening for a moment,
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   914
joined in the mournful dirge; and floated out upon the
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   915
bleak, dark night.
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   916
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   917
Scrooge followed to the window: desperate in his
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   918
curiosity. He looked out.
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   919
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   920
The air was filled with phantoms, wandering hither
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   921
and thither in restless haste, and moaning as they
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   922
went. Every one of them wore chains like Marley's
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   923
Ghost; some few (they might be guilty governments)
sl@0
   924
were linked together; none were free. Many had
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   925
been personally known to Scrooge in their lives. He
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   926
had been quite familiar with one old ghost, in a white
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   927
waistcoat, with a monstrous iron safe attached to
sl@0
   928
its ankle, who cried piteously at being unable to assist
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   929
a wretched woman with an infant, whom it saw below,
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   930
upon a door-step. The misery with them all was,
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   931
clearly, that they sought to interfere, for good, in
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   932
human matters, and had lost the power for ever.
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   933
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   934
Whether these creatures faded into mist, or mist
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   935
enshrouded them, he could not tell. But they and
sl@0
   936
their spirit voices faded together; and the night became
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   937
as it had been when he walked home.
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   938
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   939
Scrooge closed the window, and examined the door
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   940
by which the Ghost had entered. It was double-locked,
sl@0
   941
as he had locked it with his own hands, and
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   942
the bolts were undisturbed. He tried to say "Humbug!"
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   943
but stopped at the first syllable. And being,
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   944
from the emotion he had undergone, or the fatigues
sl@0
   945
of the day, or his glimpse of the Invisible World, or
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   946
the dull conversation of the Ghost, or the lateness of
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   947
the hour, much in need of repose; went straight to
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   948
bed, without undressing, and fell asleep upon the
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   949
instant.
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   950
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   951
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   952
STAVE II:  THE FIRST OF THE THREE SPIRITS
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   953
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   954
WHEN Scrooge awoke, it was so dark, that looking out of bed,
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   955
he could scarcely distinguish the transparent window from
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   956
the opaque walls of his chamber. He was endeavouring to
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   957
pierce the darkness with his ferret eyes, when the chimes of a
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   958
neighbouring church struck the four quarters. So he listened
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   959
for the hour.
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   960
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   961
To his great astonishment the heavy bell went on from
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   962
six to seven, and from seven to eight, and regularly up to
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   963
twelve; then stopped. Twelve! It was past two when he
sl@0
   964
went to bed. The clock was wrong. An icicle must have
sl@0
   965
got into the works. Twelve!
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   966
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   967
He touched the spring of his repeater, to correct this most
sl@0
   968
preposterous clock. Its rapid little pulse beat twelve:
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   969
and stopped.
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   970
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   971
"Why, it isn't possible," said Scrooge, "that I can have
sl@0
   972
slept through a whole day and far into another night. It
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   973
isn't possible that anything has happened to the sun, and
sl@0
   974
this is twelve at noon!"
sl@0
   975
sl@0
   976
The idea being an alarming one, he scrambled out of bed,
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   977
and groped his way to the window. He was obliged to rub
sl@0
   978
the frost off with the sleeve of his dressing-gown before he
sl@0
   979
could see anything; and could see very little then. All he
sl@0
   980
could make out was, that it was still very foggy and extremely
sl@0
   981
cold, and that there was no noise of people running to and fro,
sl@0
   982
and making a great stir, as there unquestionably would have been
sl@0
   983
if night had beaten off bright day, and taken possession of the
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   984
world.  This was a great relief, because "three days after sight
sl@0
   985
of this First of Exchange pay to Mr. Ebenezer Scrooge or his
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   986
order," and so forth, would have become a mere United States'
sl@0
   987
security if there were no days to count by.
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   988
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   989
Scrooge went to bed again, and thought, and thought, and thought
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   990
it over and over and over, and could make nothing of it.  The more he
sl@0
   991
thought, the more perplexed he was; and the more he endeavoured
sl@0
   992
not to think, the more he thought.
sl@0
   993
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   994
Marley's Ghost bothered him exceedingly. Every time he resolved
sl@0
   995
within himself, after mature inquiry, that it was all a dream, his
sl@0
   996
mind flew back again, like a strong spring released, to its first
sl@0
   997
position, and presented the same problem to be worked all through,
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   998
"Was it a dream or not?"
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   999
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  1000
Scrooge lay in this state until the chime had gone three quarters
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  1001
more, when he remembered, on a sudden, that the Ghost had warned
sl@0
  1002
him of a visitation when the bell tolled one.  He resolved to lie
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  1003
awake until the hour was passed; and, considering that he could
sl@0
  1004
no more go to sleep than go to Heaven, this was perhaps the
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  1005
wisest resolution in his power.
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  1006
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  1007
The quarter was so long, that he was more than once convinced he
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  1008
must have sunk into a doze unconsciously, and missed the clock.
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  1009
At length it broke upon his listening ear.
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  1010
sl@0
  1011
"Ding, dong!"
sl@0
  1012
sl@0
  1013
"A quarter past," said Scrooge, counting.
sl@0
  1014
sl@0
  1015
"Ding, dong!"
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  1016
sl@0
  1017
"Half-past!" said Scrooge.
sl@0
  1018
sl@0
  1019
"Ding, dong!"
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  1020
sl@0
  1021
"A quarter to it," said Scrooge.
sl@0
  1022
sl@0
  1023
"Ding, dong!"
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  1024
sl@0
  1025
"The hour itself," said Scrooge, triumphantly, "and nothing else!"
sl@0
  1026
sl@0
  1027
He spoke before the hour bell sounded, which it now did with a
sl@0
  1028
deep, dull, hollow, melancholy ONE.  Light flashed up in the room
sl@0
  1029
upon the instant, and the curtains of his bed were drawn.
sl@0
  1030
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  1031
The curtains of his bed were drawn aside, I tell you, by a
sl@0
  1032
hand. Not the curtains at his feet, nor the curtains at his
sl@0
  1033
back, but those to which his face was addressed. The curtains
sl@0
  1034
of his bed were drawn aside; and Scrooge, starting up into a
sl@0
  1035
half-recumbent attitude, found himself face to face with the
sl@0
  1036
unearthly visitor who drew them: as close to it as I am now
sl@0
  1037
to you, and I am standing in the spirit at your elbow.
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  1038
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  1039
It was a strange figure--like a child: yet not so like a
sl@0
  1040
child as like an old man, viewed through some supernatural
sl@0
  1041
medium, which gave him the appearance of having receded
sl@0
  1042
from the view, and being diminished to a child's proportions.
sl@0
  1043
Its hair, which hung about its neck and down its back, was
sl@0
  1044
white as if with age; and yet the face had not a wrinkle in
sl@0
  1045
it, and the tenderest bloom was on the skin. The arms were
sl@0
  1046
very long and muscular; the hands the same, as if its hold
sl@0
  1047
were of uncommon strength. Its legs and feet, most delicately
sl@0
  1048
formed, were, like those upper members, bare. It wore a tunic
sl@0
  1049
of the purest white; and round its waist was bound
sl@0
  1050
a lustrous belt, the sheen of which was beautiful. It held
sl@0
  1051
a branch of fresh green holly in its hand; and, in singular
sl@0
  1052
contradiction of that wintry emblem, had its dress trimmed
sl@0
  1053
with summer flowers. But the strangest thing about it was,
sl@0
  1054
that from the crown of its head there sprung a bright clear
sl@0
  1055
jet of light, by which all this was visible; and which was
sl@0
  1056
doubtless the occasion of its using, in its duller moments, a
sl@0
  1057
great extinguisher for a cap, which it now held under its arm.
sl@0
  1058
sl@0
  1059
Even this, though, when Scrooge looked at it with increasing
sl@0
  1060
steadiness, was not its strangest quality. For as its belt
sl@0
  1061
sparkled and glittered now in one part and now in another,
sl@0
  1062
and what was light one instant, at another time was dark, so
sl@0
  1063
the figure itself fluctuated in its distinctness: being now a
sl@0
  1064
thing with one arm, now with one leg, now with twenty legs,
sl@0
  1065
now a pair of legs without a head, now a head without a
sl@0
  1066
body: of which dissolving parts, no outline would be visible
sl@0
  1067
in the dense gloom wherein they melted away. And in the
sl@0
  1068
very wonder of this, it would be itself again; distinct and
sl@0
  1069
clear as ever.
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  1070
sl@0
  1071
"Are you the Spirit, sir, whose coming was foretold to
sl@0
  1072
me?" asked Scrooge.
sl@0
  1073
sl@0
  1074
"I am!"
sl@0
  1075
sl@0
  1076
The voice was soft and gentle. Singularly low, as if
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  1077
instead of being so close beside him, it were at a distance.
sl@0
  1078
sl@0
  1079
"Who, and what are you?" Scrooge demanded.
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  1080
sl@0
  1081
"I am the Ghost of Christmas Past."
sl@0
  1082
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  1083
"Long Past?" inquired Scrooge: observant of its dwarfish
sl@0
  1084
stature.
sl@0
  1085
sl@0
  1086
"No. Your past."
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  1087
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  1088
Perhaps, Scrooge could not have told anybody why, if
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  1089
anybody could have asked him; but he had a special desire
sl@0
  1090
to see the Spirit in his cap; and begged him to be covered.
sl@0
  1091
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  1092
"What!" exclaimed the Ghost, "would you so soon put out,
sl@0
  1093
with worldly hands, the light I give? Is it not enough
sl@0
  1094
that you are one of those whose passions made this cap, and
sl@0
  1095
force me through whole trains of years to wear it low upon
sl@0
  1096
my brow!"
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  1097
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  1098
Scrooge reverently disclaimed all intention to offend
sl@0
  1099
or any knowledge of having wilfully "bonneted" the Spirit at
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  1100
any period of his life. He then made bold to inquire what
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  1101
business brought him there.
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  1102
sl@0
  1103
"Your welfare!" said the Ghost.
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  1104
sl@0
  1105
Scrooge expressed himself much obliged, but could not
sl@0
  1106
help thinking that a night of unbroken rest would have been
sl@0
  1107
more conducive to that end. The Spirit must have heard
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  1108
him thinking, for it said immediately:
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  1109
sl@0
  1110
"Your reclamation, then. Take heed!"
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  1111
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  1112
It put out its strong hand as it spoke, and clasped him
sl@0
  1113
gently by the arm.
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  1114
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  1115
"Rise! and walk with me!"
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  1116
sl@0
  1117
It would have been in vain for Scrooge to plead that the
sl@0
  1118
weather and the hour were not adapted to pedestrian purposes;
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  1119
that bed was warm, and the thermometer a long way below
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  1120
freezing; that he was clad but lightly in his slippers,
sl@0
  1121
dressing-gown, and nightcap; and that he had a cold upon him at
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  1122
that time. The grasp, though gentle as a woman's hand,
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  1123
was not to be resisted. He rose: but finding that the Spirit
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  1124
made towards the window, clasped his robe in supplication.
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  1125
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  1126
"I am a mortal," Scrooge remonstrated, "and liable to fall."
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  1127
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  1128
"Bear but a touch of my hand there," said the Spirit,
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  1129
laying it upon his heart, "and you shall be upheld in more
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  1130
than this!"
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  1131
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  1132
As the words were spoken, they passed through the wall,
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  1133
and stood upon an open country road, with fields on either
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  1134
hand. The city had entirely vanished. Not a vestige of it
sl@0
  1135
was to be seen. The darkness and the mist had vanished
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  1136
with it, for it was a clear, cold, winter day, with snow upon
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  1137
the ground.
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  1138
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  1139
"Good Heaven!" said Scrooge, clasping his hands together,
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  1140
as he looked about him. "I was bred in this place. I was
sl@0
  1141
a boy here!"
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  1142
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  1143
The Spirit gazed upon him mildly. Its gentle touch,
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  1144
though it had been light and instantaneous, appeared still
sl@0
  1145
present to the old man's sense of feeling. He was conscious
sl@0
  1146
of a thousand odours floating in the air, each one connected
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  1147
with a thousand thoughts, and hopes, and joys, and cares
sl@0
  1148
long, long, forgotten!
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  1149
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  1150
"Your lip is trembling," said the Ghost. "And what is
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  1151
that upon your cheek?"
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  1152
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  1153
Scrooge muttered, with an unusual catching in his voice,
sl@0
  1154
that it was a pimple; and begged the Ghost to lead him
sl@0
  1155
where he would.
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  1156
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  1157
"You recollect the way?" inquired the Spirit.
sl@0
  1158
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  1159
"Remember it!" cried Scrooge with fervour; "I could
sl@0
  1160
walk it blindfold."
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  1161
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  1162
"Strange to have forgotten it for so many years!" observed
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  1163
the Ghost. "Let us go on."
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  1164
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  1165
They walked along the road, Scrooge recognising every
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  1166
gate, and post, and tree; until a little market-town appeared
sl@0
  1167
in the distance, with its bridge, its church, and winding river.
sl@0
  1168
Some ponies now were seen trotting towards them
sl@0
  1169
with boys upon their backs, who called to other boys in
sl@0
  1170
country gigs and carts, driven by farmers. All these boys
sl@0
  1171
were in great spirits, and shouted to each other, until the
sl@0
  1172
broad fields were so full of merry music, that the crisp air
sl@0
  1173
laughed to hear it!
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  1174
sl@0
  1175
"These are but shadows of the things that have been," said
sl@0
  1176
the Ghost. "They have no consciousness of us."
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  1177
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  1178
The jocund travellers came on; and as they came, Scrooge
sl@0
  1179
knew and named them every one. Why was he rejoiced beyond
sl@0
  1180
all bounds to see them! Why did his cold eye glisten, and
sl@0
  1181
his heart leap up as they went past! Why was he filled
sl@0
  1182
with gladness when he heard them give each other Merry
sl@0
  1183
Christmas, as they parted at cross-roads and bye-ways, for
sl@0
  1184
their several homes! What was merry Christmas to Scrooge?
sl@0
  1185
Out upon merry Christmas! What good had it ever done
sl@0
  1186
to him?
sl@0
  1187
sl@0
  1188
"The school is not quite deserted," said the Ghost. "A
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  1189
solitary child, neglected by his friends, is left there still."
sl@0
  1190
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  1191
Scrooge said he knew it. And he sobbed.
sl@0
  1192
sl@0
  1193
They left the high-road, by a well-remembered lane, and
sl@0
  1194
soon approached a mansion of dull red brick, with a little
sl@0
  1195
weathercock-surmounted cupola, on the roof, and a bell
sl@0
  1196
hanging in it. It was a large house, but one of broken
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  1197
fortunes; for the spacious offices were little used, their walls
sl@0
  1198
were damp and mossy, their windows broken, and their
sl@0
  1199
gates decayed. Fowls clucked and strutted in the stables;
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  1200
and the coach-houses and sheds were over-run with grass.
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  1201
Nor was it more retentive of its ancient state, within; for
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  1202
entering the dreary hall, and glancing through the open
sl@0
  1203
doors of many rooms, they found them poorly furnished,
sl@0
  1204
cold, and vast. There was an earthy savour in the air, a
sl@0
  1205
chilly bareness in the place, which associated itself somehow
sl@0
  1206
with too much getting up by candle-light, and not too
sl@0
  1207
much to eat.
sl@0
  1208
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  1209
They went, the Ghost and Scrooge, across the hall, to a
sl@0
  1210
door at the back of the house. It opened before them, and
sl@0
  1211
disclosed a long, bare, melancholy room, made barer still by
sl@0
  1212
lines of plain deal forms and desks. At one of these a lonely
sl@0
  1213
boy was reading near a feeble fire; and Scrooge sat down
sl@0
  1214
upon a form, and wept to see his poor forgotten self as he
sl@0
  1215
used to be.
sl@0
  1216
sl@0
  1217
Not a latent echo in the house, not a squeak and scuffle
sl@0
  1218
from the mice behind the panelling, not a drip from the
sl@0
  1219
half-thawed water-spout in the dull yard behind, not a sigh among
sl@0
  1220
the leafless boughs of one despondent poplar, not the idle
sl@0
  1221
swinging of an empty store-house door, no, not a clicking in
sl@0
  1222
the fire, but fell upon the heart of Scrooge with a softening
sl@0
  1223
influence, and gave a freer passage to his tears.
sl@0
  1224
sl@0
  1225
The Spirit touched him on the arm, and pointed to his
sl@0
  1226
younger self, intent upon his reading. Suddenly a man, in
sl@0
  1227
foreign garments: wonderfully real and distinct to look at:
sl@0
  1228
stood outside the window, with an axe stuck in his belt, and
sl@0
  1229
leading by the bridle an ass laden with wood.
sl@0
  1230
sl@0
  1231
"Why, it's Ali Baba!" Scrooge exclaimed in ecstasy. "It's
sl@0
  1232
dear old honest Ali Baba! Yes, yes, I know! One Christmas
sl@0
  1233
time, when yonder solitary child was left here all alone,
sl@0
  1234
he did come, for the first time, just like that. Poor boy! And
sl@0
  1235
Valentine," said Scrooge, "and his wild brother, Orson; there
sl@0
  1236
they go! And what's his name, who was put down in his
sl@0
  1237
drawers, asleep, at the Gate of Damascus; don't you see him!
sl@0
  1238
And the Sultan's Groom turned upside down by the Genii;
sl@0
  1239
there he is upon his head! Serve him right. I'm glad of it.
sl@0
  1240
What business had he to be married to the Princess!"
sl@0
  1241
sl@0
  1242
To hear Scrooge expending all the earnestness of his nature
sl@0
  1243
on such subjects, in a most extraordinary voice between
sl@0
  1244
laughing and crying; and to see his heightened and excited
sl@0
  1245
face; would have been a surprise to his business friends in
sl@0
  1246
the city, indeed.
sl@0
  1247
sl@0
  1248
"There's the Parrot!" cried Scrooge. "Green body and
sl@0
  1249
yellow tail, with a thing like a lettuce growing out of the
sl@0
  1250
top of his head; there he is! Poor Robin Crusoe, he called
sl@0
  1251
him, when he came home again after sailing round the
sl@0
  1252
island. 'Poor Robin Crusoe, where have you been, Robin
sl@0
  1253
Crusoe?'  The man thought he was dreaming, but he wasn't.
sl@0
  1254
It was the Parrot, you know. There goes Friday, running
sl@0
  1255
for his life to the little creek! Halloa! Hoop! Halloo!"
sl@0
  1256
sl@0
  1257
Then, with a rapidity of transition very foreign to his
sl@0
  1258
usual character, he said, in pity for his former self, "Poor
sl@0
  1259
boy!" and cried again.
sl@0
  1260
sl@0
  1261
"I wish," Scrooge muttered, putting his hand in his
sl@0
  1262
pocket, and looking about him, after drying his eyes with his
sl@0
  1263
cuff: "but it's too late now."
sl@0
  1264
sl@0
  1265
"What is the matter?" asked the Spirit.
sl@0
  1266
sl@0
  1267
"Nothing," said Scrooge. "Nothing. There was a boy
sl@0
  1268
singing a Christmas Carol at my door last night. I should
sl@0
  1269
like to have given him something: that's all."
sl@0
  1270
sl@0
  1271
The Ghost smiled thoughtfully, and waved its hand:
sl@0
  1272
saying as it did so, "Let us see another Christmas!"
sl@0
  1273
sl@0
  1274
Scrooge's former self grew larger at the words, and the
sl@0
  1275
room became a little darker and more dirty. The panels shrunk,
sl@0
  1276
the windows cracked; fragments of plaster fell out of the
sl@0
  1277
ceiling, and the naked laths were shown instead; but how
sl@0
  1278
all this was brought about, Scrooge knew no more than you
sl@0
  1279
do. He only knew that it was quite correct; that everything
sl@0
  1280
had happened so; that there he was, alone again, when all
sl@0
  1281
the other boys had gone home for the jolly holidays.
sl@0
  1282
sl@0
  1283
He was not reading now, but walking up and down despairingly.
sl@0
  1284
Scrooge looked at the Ghost, and with a mournful shaking of
sl@0
  1285
his head, glanced anxiously towards the door.
sl@0
  1286
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  1287
It opened; and a little girl, much younger than the boy,
sl@0
  1288
came darting in, and putting her arms about his neck, and
sl@0
  1289
often kissing him, addressed him as her "Dear, dear
sl@0
  1290
brother."
sl@0
  1291
sl@0
  1292
"I have come to bring you home, dear brother!" said the
sl@0
  1293
child, clapping her tiny hands, and bending down to laugh.
sl@0
  1294
"To bring you home, home, home!"
sl@0
  1295
sl@0
  1296
"Home, little Fan?" returned the boy.
sl@0
  1297
sl@0
  1298
"Yes!" said the child, brimful of glee. "Home, for good
sl@0
  1299
and all. Home, for ever and ever. Father is so much kinder
sl@0
  1300
than he used to be, that home's like Heaven! He spoke so
sl@0
  1301
gently to me one dear night when I was going to bed, that
sl@0
  1302
I was not afraid to ask him once more if you might come
sl@0
  1303
home; and he said Yes, you should; and sent me in a coach
sl@0
  1304
to bring you. And you're to be a man!" said the child,
sl@0
  1305
opening her eyes, "and are never to come back here; but
sl@0
  1306
first, we're to be together all the Christmas long, and have
sl@0
  1307
the merriest time in all the world."
sl@0
  1308
sl@0
  1309
"You are quite a woman, little Fan!" exclaimed the boy.
sl@0
  1310
sl@0
  1311
She clapped her hands and laughed, and tried to touch his
sl@0
  1312
head; but being too little, laughed again, and stood on
sl@0
  1313
tiptoe to embrace him. Then she began to drag him, in her
sl@0
  1314
childish eagerness, towards the door; and he, nothing loth to
sl@0
  1315
go, accompanied her.
sl@0
  1316
sl@0
  1317
A terrible voice in the hall cried, "Bring down Master
sl@0
  1318
Scrooge's box, there!" and in the hall appeared the schoolmaster
sl@0
  1319
himself, who glared on Master Scrooge with a ferocious
sl@0
  1320
condescension, and threw him into a dreadful state of mind
sl@0
  1321
by shaking hands with him. He then conveyed him and his
sl@0
  1322
sister into the veriest old well of a shivering best-parlour that
sl@0
  1323
ever was seen, where the maps upon the wall, and the celestial
sl@0
  1324
and terrestrial globes in the windows, were waxy with cold.
sl@0
  1325
Here he produced a decanter of curiously light wine, and a
sl@0
  1326
block of curiously heavy cake, and administered instalments
sl@0
  1327
of those dainties to the young people: at the same time,
sl@0
  1328
sending out a meagre servant to offer a glass of "something"
sl@0
  1329
to the postboy, who answered that he thanked the gentleman,
sl@0
  1330
but if it was the same tap as he had tasted before, he had
sl@0
  1331
rather not. Master Scrooge's trunk being by this time tied
sl@0
  1332
on to the top of the chaise, the children bade the schoolmaster
sl@0
  1333
good-bye right willingly; and getting into it, drove
sl@0
  1334
gaily down the garden-sweep: the quick wheels dashing the
sl@0
  1335
hoar-frost and snow from off the dark leaves of the evergreens
sl@0
  1336
like spray.
sl@0
  1337
sl@0
  1338
"Always a delicate creature, whom a breath might have
sl@0
  1339
withered," said the Ghost. "But she had a large heart!"
sl@0
  1340
sl@0
  1341
"So she had," cried Scrooge. "You're right. I will not
sl@0
  1342
gainsay it, Spirit. God forbid!"
sl@0
  1343
sl@0
  1344
"She died a woman," said the Ghost, "and had, as I think,
sl@0
  1345
children."
sl@0
  1346
sl@0
  1347
"One child," Scrooge returned.
sl@0
  1348
sl@0
  1349
"True," said the Ghost. "Your nephew!"
sl@0
  1350
sl@0
  1351
Scrooge seemed uneasy in his mind; and answered briefly,
sl@0
  1352
"Yes."
sl@0
  1353
sl@0
  1354
Although they had but that moment left the school behind
sl@0
  1355
them, they were now in the busy thoroughfares of a city,
sl@0
  1356
where shadowy passengers passed and repassed; where shadowy
sl@0
  1357
carts and coaches battled for the way, and all the strife and
sl@0
  1358
tumult of a real city were. It was made plain enough, by
sl@0
  1359
the dressing of the shops, that here too it was Christmas
sl@0
  1360
time again; but it was evening, and the streets were
sl@0
  1361
lighted up.
sl@0
  1362
sl@0
  1363
The Ghost stopped at a certain warehouse door, and asked
sl@0
  1364
Scrooge if he knew it.
sl@0
  1365
sl@0
  1366
"Know it!" said Scrooge. "Was I apprenticed here!"
sl@0
  1367
sl@0
  1368
They went in. At sight of an old gentleman in a Welsh
sl@0
  1369
wig, sitting behind such a high desk, that if he had been two
sl@0
  1370
inches taller he must have knocked his head against the
sl@0
  1371
ceiling, Scrooge cried in great excitement:
sl@0
  1372
sl@0
  1373
"Why, it's old Fezziwig! Bless his heart; it's Fezziwig
sl@0
  1374
alive again!"
sl@0
  1375
sl@0
  1376
Old Fezziwig laid down his pen, and looked up at the
sl@0
  1377
clock, which pointed to the hour of seven. He rubbed his
sl@0
  1378
hands; adjusted his capacious waistcoat; laughed all over
sl@0
  1379
himself, from his shoes to his organ of benevolence; and
sl@0
  1380
called out in a comfortable, oily, rich, fat, jovial voice:
sl@0
  1381
sl@0
  1382
"Yo ho, there! Ebenezer! Dick!"
sl@0
  1383
sl@0
  1384
Scrooge's former self, now grown a young man, came briskly
sl@0
  1385
in, accompanied by his fellow-'prentice.
sl@0
  1386
sl@0
  1387
"Dick Wilkins, to be sure!" said Scrooge to the Ghost.
sl@0
  1388
"Bless me, yes. There he is. He was very much attached
sl@0
  1389
to me, was Dick. Poor Dick! Dear, dear!"
sl@0
  1390
sl@0
  1391
"Yo ho, my boys!" said Fezziwig. "No more work to-night.
sl@0
  1392
Christmas Eve, Dick. Christmas, Ebenezer! Let's
sl@0
  1393
have the shutters up," cried old Fezziwig, with a sharp clap
sl@0
  1394
of his hands, "before a man can say Jack Robinson!"
sl@0
  1395
sl@0
  1396
You wouldn't believe how those two fellows went at it!
sl@0
  1397
They charged into the street with the shutters--one, two,
sl@0
  1398
three--had 'em up in their places--four, five, six--barred
sl@0
  1399
'em and pinned 'em--seven, eight, nine--and came back
sl@0
  1400
before you could have got to twelve, panting like race-horses.
sl@0
  1401
sl@0
  1402
"Hilli-ho!" cried old Fezziwig, skipping down from the
sl@0
  1403
high desk, with wonderful agility. "Clear away, my lads,
sl@0
  1404
and let's have lots of room here! Hilli-ho, Dick! Chirrup,
sl@0
  1405
Ebenezer!"
sl@0
  1406
sl@0
  1407
Clear away! There was nothing they wouldn't have cleared
sl@0
  1408
away, or couldn't have cleared away, with old Fezziwig looking
sl@0
  1409
on. It was done in a minute. Every movable was packed off, as if
sl@0
  1410
it were dismissed from public life for evermore; the floor was
sl@0
  1411
swept and watered, the lamps were trimmed, fuel was heaped upon
sl@0
  1412
the fire; and the warehouse was as snug, and warm, and dry, and
sl@0
  1413
bright a ball-room, as you would desire to see upon a winter's
sl@0
  1414
night.
sl@0
  1415
sl@0
  1416
In came a fiddler with a music-book, and went up to the
sl@0
  1417
lofty desk, and made an orchestra of it, and tuned like fifty
sl@0
  1418
stomach-aches. In came Mrs. Fezziwig, one vast substantial
sl@0
  1419
smile. In came the three Miss Fezziwigs, beaming and
sl@0
  1420
lovable. In came the six young followers whose hearts they
sl@0
  1421
broke. In came all the young men and women employed in
sl@0
  1422
the business. In came the housemaid, with her cousin, the
sl@0
  1423
baker. In came the cook, with her brother's particular friend,
sl@0
  1424
the milkman. In came the boy from over the way, who was
sl@0
  1425
suspected of not having board enough from his master; trying
sl@0
  1426
to hide himself behind the girl from next door but one, who
sl@0
  1427
was proved to have had her ears pulled by her mistress.
sl@0
  1428
In they all came, one after another; some shyly, some boldly,
sl@0
  1429
some gracefully, some awkwardly, some pushing, some pulling;
sl@0
  1430
in they all came, anyhow and everyhow. Away they all went,
sl@0
  1431
twenty couple at once; hands half round and back again
sl@0
  1432
the other way; down the middle and up again; round
sl@0
  1433
and round in various stages of affectionate grouping; old
sl@0
  1434
top couple always turning up in the wrong place; new top
sl@0
  1435
couple starting off again, as soon as they got there; all top
sl@0
  1436
couples at last, and not a bottom one to help them! When
sl@0
  1437
this result was brought about, old Fezziwig, clapping his
sl@0
  1438
hands to stop the dance, cried out, "Well done!" and the
sl@0
  1439
fiddler plunged his hot face into a pot of porter, especially
sl@0
  1440
provided for that purpose. But scorning rest, upon his
sl@0
  1441
reappearance, he instantly began again, though there were no
sl@0
  1442
dancers yet, as if the other fiddler had been carried home,
sl@0
  1443
exhausted, on a shutter, and he were a bran-new man
sl@0
  1444
resolved to beat him out of sight, or perish.
sl@0
  1445
sl@0
  1446
There were more dances, and there were forfeits, and more
sl@0
  1447
dances, and there was cake, and there was negus, and there
sl@0
  1448
was a great piece of Cold Roast, and there was a great piece
sl@0
  1449
of Cold Boiled, and there were mince-pies, and plenty of beer.
sl@0
  1450
But the great effect of the evening came after the Roast
sl@0
  1451
and Boiled, when the fiddler (an artful dog, mind! The sort
sl@0
  1452
of man who knew his business better than you or I could
sl@0
  1453
have told it him!) struck up "Sir Roger de Coverley."  Then
sl@0
  1454
old Fezziwig stood out to dance with Mrs. Fezziwig. Top
sl@0
  1455
couple, too; with a good stiff piece of work cut out for them;
sl@0
  1456
three or four and twenty pair of partners; people who were
sl@0
  1457
not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no
sl@0
  1458
notion of walking.
sl@0
  1459
sl@0
  1460
But if they had been twice as many--ah, four times--old
sl@0
  1461
Fezziwig would have been a match for them, and so would
sl@0
  1462
Mrs. Fezziwig. As to her, she was worthy to be his partner
sl@0
  1463
in every sense of the term. If that's not high praise, tell me
sl@0
  1464
higher, and I'll use it. A positive light appeared to issue
sl@0
  1465
from Fezziwig's calves. They shone in every part of the
sl@0
  1466
dance like moons. You couldn't have predicted, at any given
sl@0
  1467
time, what would have become of them next. And when old
sl@0
  1468
Fezziwig and Mrs. Fezziwig had gone all through the dance;
sl@0
  1469
advance and retire, both hands to your partner, bow and
sl@0
  1470
curtsey, corkscrew, thread-the-needle, and back again to
sl@0
  1471
your place; Fezziwig "cut"--cut so deftly, that he appeared
sl@0
  1472
to wink with his legs, and came upon his feet again without
sl@0
  1473
a stagger.
sl@0
  1474
sl@0
  1475
When the clock struck eleven, this domestic ball broke up.
sl@0
  1476
Mr. and Mrs. Fezziwig took their stations, one on either side
sl@0
  1477
of the door, and shaking hands with every person individually
sl@0
  1478
as he or she went out, wished him or her a Merry Christmas.
sl@0
  1479
When everybody had retired but the two 'prentices, they did
sl@0
  1480
the same to them; and thus the cheerful voices died away,
sl@0
  1481
and the lads were left to their beds; which were under a
sl@0
  1482
counter in the back-shop.
sl@0
  1483
sl@0
  1484
During the whole of this time, Scrooge had acted like a
sl@0
  1485
man out of his wits. His heart and soul were in the scene,
sl@0
  1486
and with his former self. He corroborated everything,
sl@0
  1487
remembered everything, enjoyed everything, and underwent
sl@0
  1488
the strangest agitation. It was not until now, when the
sl@0
  1489
bright faces of his former self and Dick were turned from
sl@0
  1490
them, that he remembered the Ghost, and became conscious
sl@0
  1491
that it was looking full upon him, while the light upon its
sl@0
  1492
head burnt very clear.
sl@0
  1493
sl@0
  1494
"A small matter," said the Ghost, "to make these silly
sl@0
  1495
folks so full of gratitude."
sl@0
  1496
sl@0
  1497
"Small!" echoed Scrooge.
sl@0
  1498
sl@0
  1499
The Spirit signed to him to listen to the two apprentices,
sl@0
  1500
who were pouring out their hearts in praise of Fezziwig:
sl@0
  1501
and when he had done so, said,
sl@0
  1502
sl@0
  1503
"Why! Is it not? He has spent but a few pounds of
sl@0
  1504
your mortal money: three or four perhaps. Is that so
sl@0
  1505
much that he deserves this praise?"
sl@0
  1506
sl@0
  1507
"It isn't that," said Scrooge, heated by the remark, and
sl@0
  1508
speaking unconsciously like his former, not his latter, self.
sl@0
  1509
"It isn't that, Spirit. He has the power to render us happy
sl@0
  1510
or unhappy; to make our service light or burdensome; a
sl@0
  1511
pleasure or a toil. Say that his power lies in words and
sl@0
  1512
looks; in things so slight and insignificant that it is
sl@0
  1513
impossible to add and count 'em up: what then? The happiness
sl@0
  1514
he gives, is quite as great as if it cost a fortune."
sl@0
  1515
sl@0
  1516
He felt the Spirit's glance, and stopped.
sl@0
  1517
sl@0
  1518
"What is the matter?" asked the Ghost.
sl@0
  1519
sl@0
  1520
"Nothing particular," said Scrooge.
sl@0
  1521
sl@0
  1522
"Something, I think?" the Ghost insisted.
sl@0
  1523
sl@0
  1524
"No," said Scrooge, "No. I should like to be able to say
sl@0
  1525
a word or two to my clerk just now. That's all."
sl@0
  1526
sl@0
  1527
His former self turned down the lamps as he gave utterance
sl@0
  1528
to the wish; and Scrooge and the Ghost again stood side by
sl@0
  1529
side in the open air.
sl@0
  1530
sl@0
  1531
"My time grows short," observed the Spirit. "Quick!"
sl@0
  1532
sl@0
  1533
This was not addressed to Scrooge, or to any one whom he
sl@0
  1534
could see, but it produced an immediate effect. For again
sl@0
  1535
Scrooge saw himself. He was older now; a man in the prime
sl@0
  1536
of life. His face had not the harsh and rigid lines of later
sl@0
  1537
years; but it had begun to wear the signs of care and avarice.
sl@0
  1538
There was an eager, greedy, restless motion in the eye, which
sl@0
  1539
showed the passion that had taken root, and where the
sl@0
  1540
shadow of the growing tree would fall.
sl@0
  1541
sl@0
  1542
He was not alone, but sat by the side of a fair young
sl@0
  1543
girl in a mourning-dress: in whose eyes there were tears,
sl@0
  1544
which sparkled in the light that shone out of the Ghost of
sl@0
  1545
Christmas Past.
sl@0
  1546
sl@0
  1547
"It matters little," she said, softly. "To you, very little.
sl@0
  1548
Another idol has displaced me; and if it can cheer and comfort
sl@0
  1549
you in time to come, as I would have tried to do, I have
sl@0
  1550
no just cause to grieve."
sl@0
  1551
sl@0
  1552
"What Idol has displaced you?" he rejoined.
sl@0
  1553
sl@0
  1554
"A golden one."
sl@0
  1555
sl@0
  1556
"This is the even-handed dealing of the world!" he said.
sl@0
  1557
"There is nothing on which it is so hard as poverty; and
sl@0
  1558
there is nothing it professes to condemn with such severity
sl@0
  1559
as the pursuit of wealth!"
sl@0
  1560
sl@0
  1561
"You fear the world too much," she answered, gently.
sl@0
  1562
"All your other hopes have merged into the hope of being
sl@0
  1563
beyond the chance of its sordid reproach. I have seen your
sl@0
  1564
nobler aspirations fall off one by one, until the master-passion,
sl@0
  1565
Gain, engrosses you. Have I not?"
sl@0
  1566
sl@0
  1567
"What then?" he retorted. "Even if I have grown so
sl@0
  1568
much wiser, what then? I am not changed towards you."
sl@0
  1569
sl@0
  1570
She shook her head.
sl@0
  1571
sl@0
  1572
"Am I?"
sl@0
  1573
sl@0
  1574
"Our contract is an old one. It was made when we were
sl@0
  1575
both poor and content to be so, until, in good season, we could
sl@0
  1576
improve our worldly fortune by our patient industry. You
sl@0
  1577
are changed. When it was made, you were another man."
sl@0
  1578
sl@0
  1579
"I was a boy," he said impatiently.
sl@0
  1580
sl@0
  1581
"Your own feeling tells you that you were not what you
sl@0
  1582
are," she returned. "I am. That which promised happiness
sl@0
  1583
when we were one in heart, is fraught with misery now that
sl@0
  1584
we are two. How often and how keenly I have thought of
sl@0
  1585
this, I will not say. It is enough that I have thought of it,
sl@0
  1586
and can release you."
sl@0
  1587
sl@0
  1588
"Have I ever sought release?"
sl@0
  1589
sl@0
  1590
"In words. No. Never."
sl@0
  1591
sl@0
  1592
"In what, then?"
sl@0
  1593
sl@0
  1594
"In a changed nature; in an altered spirit; in another
sl@0
  1595
atmosphere of life; another Hope as its great end. In
sl@0
  1596
everything that made my love of any worth or value in your
sl@0
  1597
sight. If this had never been between us," said the girl,
sl@0
  1598
looking mildly, but with steadiness, upon him; "tell me,
sl@0
  1599
would you seek me out and try to win me now? Ah, no!"
sl@0
  1600
sl@0
  1601
He seemed to yield to the justice of this supposition, in
sl@0
  1602
spite of himself. But he said with a struggle, "You think
sl@0
  1603
not."
sl@0
  1604
sl@0
  1605
"I would gladly think otherwise if I could," she answered,
sl@0
  1606
"Heaven knows! When I have learned a Truth like this,
sl@0
  1607
I know how strong and irresistible it must be. But if you
sl@0
  1608
were free to-day, to-morrow, yesterday, can even I believe
sl@0
  1609
that you would choose a dowerless girl--you who, in your
sl@0
  1610
very confidence with her, weigh everything by Gain: or,
sl@0
  1611
choosing her, if for a moment you were false enough to your
sl@0
  1612
one guiding principle to do so, do I not know that your
sl@0
  1613
repentance and regret would surely follow? I do; and I
sl@0
  1614
release you. With a full heart, for the love of him you
sl@0
  1615
once were."
sl@0
  1616
sl@0
  1617
He was about to speak; but with her head turned from
sl@0
  1618
him, she resumed.
sl@0
  1619
sl@0
  1620
"You may--the memory of what is past half makes me
sl@0
  1621
hope you will--have pain in this. A very, very brief time,
sl@0
  1622
and you will dismiss the recollection of it, gladly, as an
sl@0
  1623
unprofitable dream, from which it happened well that you
sl@0
  1624
awoke. May you be happy in the life you have chosen!"
sl@0
  1625
sl@0
  1626
She left him, and they parted.
sl@0
  1627
sl@0
  1628
"Spirit!" said Scrooge, "show me no more! Conduct
sl@0
  1629
me home. Why do you delight to torture me?"
sl@0
  1630
sl@0
  1631
"One shadow more!" exclaimed the Ghost.
sl@0
  1632
sl@0
  1633
"No more!" cried Scrooge. "No more. I don't wish to
sl@0
  1634
see it. Show me no more!"
sl@0
  1635
sl@0
  1636
But the relentless Ghost pinioned him in both his arms,
sl@0
  1637
and forced him to observe what happened next.
sl@0
  1638
sl@0
  1639
They were in another scene and place; a room, not very
sl@0
  1640
large or handsome, but full of comfort. Near to the winter
sl@0
  1641
fire sat a beautiful young girl, so like that last that Scrooge
sl@0
  1642
believed it was the same, until he saw her, now a comely
sl@0
  1643
matron, sitting opposite her daughter. The noise in this
sl@0
  1644
room was perfectly tumultuous, for there were more children
sl@0
  1645
there, than Scrooge in his agitated state of mind could count;
sl@0
  1646
and, unlike the celebrated herd in the poem, they were not
sl@0
  1647
forty children conducting themselves like one, but every
sl@0
  1648
child was conducting itself like forty. The consequences
sl@0
  1649
were uproarious beyond belief; but no one seemed to care;
sl@0
  1650
on the contrary, the mother and daughter laughed heartily,
sl@0
  1651
and enjoyed it very much; and the latter, soon beginning to
sl@0
  1652
mingle in the sports, got pillaged by the young brigands
sl@0
  1653
most ruthlessly. What would I not have given to be one of
sl@0
  1654
them! Though I never could have been so rude, no, no! I
sl@0
  1655
wouldn't for the wealth of all the world have crushed that
sl@0
  1656
braided hair, and torn it down; and for the precious little
sl@0
  1657
shoe, I wouldn't have plucked it off, God bless my soul! to
sl@0
  1658
save my life. As to measuring her waist in sport, as they
sl@0
  1659
did, bold young brood, I couldn't have done it; I should
sl@0
  1660
have expected my arm to have grown round it for a punishment,
sl@0
  1661
and never come straight again. And yet I should
sl@0
  1662
have dearly liked, I own, to have touched her lips; to have
sl@0
  1663
questioned her, that she might have opened them; to have
sl@0
  1664
looked upon the lashes of her downcast eyes, and never
sl@0
  1665
raised a blush; to have let loose waves of hair, an inch of
sl@0
  1666
which would be a keepsake beyond price: in short, I should
sl@0
  1667
have liked, I do confess, to have had the lightest licence
sl@0
  1668
of a child, and yet to have been man enough to know its
sl@0
  1669
value.
sl@0
  1670
sl@0
  1671
But now a knocking at the door was heard, and such a
sl@0
  1672
rush immediately ensued that she with laughing face and
sl@0
  1673
plundered dress was borne towards it the centre of a flushed
sl@0
  1674
and boisterous group, just in time to greet the father, who
sl@0
  1675
came home attended by a man laden with Christmas toys
sl@0
  1676
and presents. Then the shouting and the struggling, and
sl@0
  1677
the onslaught that was made on the defenceless porter!
sl@0
  1678
The scaling him with chairs for ladders to dive into his
sl@0
  1679
pockets, despoil him of brown-paper parcels, hold on tight
sl@0
  1680
by his cravat, hug him round his neck, pommel his back,
sl@0
  1681
and kick his legs in irrepressible affection! The shouts of
sl@0
  1682
wonder and delight with which the development of every
sl@0
  1683
package was received! The terrible announcement that the
sl@0
  1684
baby had been taken in the act of putting a doll's frying-pan
sl@0
  1685
into his mouth, and was more than suspected of having
sl@0
  1686
swallowed a fictitious turkey, glued on a wooden platter!
sl@0
  1687
The immense relief of finding this a false alarm! The joy,
sl@0
  1688
and gratitude, and ecstasy! They are all indescribable alike.
sl@0
  1689
It is enough that by degrees the children and their emotions
sl@0
  1690
got out of the parlour, and by one stair at a time, up to the
sl@0
  1691
top of the house; where they went to bed, and so subsided.
sl@0
  1692
sl@0
  1693
And now Scrooge looked on more attentively than ever,
sl@0
  1694
when the master of the house, having his daughter leaning
sl@0
  1695
fondly on him, sat down with her and her mother at his
sl@0
  1696
own fireside; and when he thought that such another
sl@0
  1697
creature, quite as graceful and as full of promise, might
sl@0
  1698
have called him father, and been a spring-time in the
sl@0
  1699
haggard winter of his life, his sight grew very dim indeed.
sl@0
  1700
sl@0
  1701
"Belle," said the husband, turning to his wife with a
sl@0
  1702
smile, "I saw an old friend of yours this afternoon."
sl@0
  1703
sl@0
  1704
"Who was it?"
sl@0
  1705
sl@0
  1706
"Guess!"
sl@0
  1707
sl@0
  1708
"How can I? Tut, don't I know?" she added in the
sl@0
  1709
same breath, laughing as he laughed. "Mr. Scrooge."
sl@0
  1710
sl@0
  1711
"Mr. Scrooge it was. I passed his office window; and as
sl@0
  1712
it was not shut up, and he had a candle inside, I could
sl@0
  1713
scarcely help seeing him. His partner lies upon the point
sl@0
  1714
of death, I hear; and there he sat alone. Quite alone in
sl@0
  1715
the world, I do believe."
sl@0
  1716
sl@0
  1717
"Spirit!" said Scrooge in a broken voice, "remove me
sl@0
  1718
from this place."
sl@0
  1719
sl@0
  1720
"I told you these were shadows of the things that have
sl@0
  1721
been," said the Ghost. "That they are what they are, do
sl@0
  1722
not blame me!"
sl@0
  1723
sl@0
  1724
"Remove me!" Scrooge exclaimed, "I cannot bear it!"
sl@0
  1725
sl@0
  1726
He turned upon the Ghost, and seeing that it looked upon
sl@0
  1727
him with a face, in which in some strange way there were
sl@0
  1728
fragments of all the faces it had shown him, wrestled with it.
sl@0
  1729
sl@0
  1730
"Leave me! Take me back. Haunt me no longer!"
sl@0
  1731
sl@0
  1732
In the struggle, if that can be called a struggle in which
sl@0
  1733
the Ghost with no visible resistance on its own part was
sl@0
  1734
undisturbed by any effort of its adversary, Scrooge observed
sl@0
  1735
that its light was burning high and bright; and dimly
sl@0
  1736
connecting that with its influence over him, he seized the
sl@0
  1737
extinguisher-cap, and by a sudden action pressed it down
sl@0
  1738
upon its head.
sl@0
  1739
sl@0
  1740
The Spirit dropped beneath it, so that the extinguisher
sl@0
  1741
covered its whole form; but though Scrooge pressed it down
sl@0
  1742
with all his force, he could not hide the light: which streamed
sl@0
  1743
from under it, in an unbroken flood upon the ground.
sl@0
  1744
sl@0
  1745
He was conscious of being exhausted, and overcome by an
sl@0
  1746
irresistible drowsiness; and, further, of being in his own
sl@0
  1747
bedroom.  He gave the cap a parting squeeze, in which his hand
sl@0
  1748
relaxed; and had barely time to reel to bed, before he sank
sl@0
  1749
into a heavy sleep.
sl@0
  1750
sl@0
  1751
sl@0
  1752
STAVE III:  THE SECOND OF THE THREE SPIRITS
sl@0
  1753
sl@0
  1754
AWAKING in the middle of a prodigiously tough snore, and
sl@0
  1755
sitting up in bed to get his thoughts together, Scrooge had
sl@0
  1756
no occasion to be told that the bell was again upon the
sl@0
  1757
stroke of One. He felt that he was restored to consciousness
sl@0
  1758
in the right nick of time, for the especial purpose of holding
sl@0
  1759
a conference with the second messenger despatched to him
sl@0
  1760
through Jacob Marley's intervention. But finding that he
sl@0
  1761
turned uncomfortably cold when he began to wonder which
sl@0
  1762
of his curtains this new spectre would draw back, he put
sl@0
  1763
them every one aside with his own hands; and lying down
sl@0
  1764
again, established a sharp look-out all round the bed. For
sl@0
  1765
he wished to challenge the Spirit on the moment of its
sl@0
  1766
appearance, and did not wish to be taken by surprise, and
sl@0
  1767
made nervous.
sl@0
  1768
sl@0
  1769
Gentlemen of the free-and-easy sort, who plume themselves
sl@0
  1770
on being acquainted with a move or two, and being usually
sl@0
  1771
equal to the time-of-day, express the wide range of their
sl@0
  1772
capacity for adventure by observing that they are good for
sl@0
  1773
anything from pitch-and-toss to manslaughter; between which
sl@0
  1774
opposite extremes, no doubt, there lies a tolerably wide and
sl@0
  1775
comprehensive range of subjects. Without venturing for
sl@0
  1776
Scrooge quite as hardily as this, I don't mind calling on you
sl@0
  1777
to believe that he was ready for a good broad field of
sl@0
  1778
strange appearances, and that nothing between a baby and
sl@0
  1779
rhinoceros would have astonished him very much.
sl@0
  1780
sl@0
  1781
Now, being prepared for almost anything, he was not by
sl@0
  1782
any means prepared for nothing; and, consequently, when the
sl@0
  1783
Bell struck One, and no shape appeared, he was taken with a
sl@0
  1784
violent fit of trembling. Five minutes, ten minutes, a quarter
sl@0
  1785
of an hour went by, yet nothing came. All this time, he lay
sl@0
  1786
upon his bed, the very core and centre of a blaze of ruddy
sl@0
  1787
light, which streamed upon it when the clock proclaimed the
sl@0
  1788
hour; and which, being only light, was more alarming than
sl@0
  1789
a dozen ghosts, as he was powerless to make out what it
sl@0
  1790
meant, or would be at; and was sometimes apprehensive
sl@0
  1791
that he might be at that very moment an interesting case of
sl@0
  1792
spontaneous combustion, without having the consolation of
sl@0
  1793
knowing it. At last, however, he began to think--as you or
sl@0
  1794
I would have thought at first; for it is always the person not
sl@0
  1795
in the predicament who knows what ought to have been done
sl@0
  1796
in it, and would unquestionably have done it too--at last, I
sl@0
  1797
say, he began to think that the source and secret of this
sl@0
  1798
ghostly light might be in the adjoining room, from whence,
sl@0
  1799
on further tracing it, it seemed to shine. This idea taking
sl@0
  1800
full possession of his mind, he got up softly and shuffled in
sl@0
  1801
his slippers to the door.
sl@0
  1802
sl@0
  1803
The moment Scrooge's hand was on the lock, a strange
sl@0
  1804
voice called him by his name, and bade him enter. He
sl@0
  1805
obeyed.
sl@0
  1806
sl@0
  1807
It was his own room. There was no doubt about that.
sl@0
  1808
But it had undergone a surprising transformation. The walls
sl@0
  1809
and ceiling were so hung with living green, that it looked a
sl@0
  1810
perfect grove; from every part of which, bright gleaming
sl@0
  1811
berries glistened. The crisp leaves of holly, mistletoe, and
sl@0
  1812
ivy reflected back the light, as if so many little mirrors had
sl@0
  1813
been scattered there; and such a mighty blaze went roaring
sl@0
  1814
up the chimney, as that dull petrification of a hearth had
sl@0
  1815
never known in Scrooge's time, or Marley's, or for many and
sl@0
  1816
many a winter season gone. Heaped up on the floor, to form
sl@0
  1817
a kind of throne, were turkeys, geese, game, poultry, brawn,
sl@0
  1818
great joints of meat, sucking-pigs, long wreaths of sausages,
sl@0
  1819
mince-pies, plum-puddings, barrels of oysters, red-hot chestnuts,
sl@0
  1820
cherry-cheeked apples, juicy oranges, luscious pears,
sl@0
  1821
immense twelfth-cakes, and seething bowls of punch, that
sl@0
  1822
made the chamber dim with their delicious steam. In easy
sl@0
  1823
state upon this couch, there sat a jolly Giant, glorious to
sl@0
  1824
see; who bore a glowing torch, in shape not unlike Plenty's
sl@0
  1825
horn, and held it up, high up, to shed its light on Scrooge,
sl@0
  1826
as he came peeping round the door.
sl@0
  1827
sl@0
  1828
"Come in!" exclaimed the Ghost. "Come in! and know
sl@0
  1829
me better, man!"
sl@0
  1830
sl@0
  1831
Scrooge entered timidly, and hung his head before this
sl@0
  1832
Spirit. He was not the dogged Scrooge he had been; and
sl@0
  1833
though the Spirit's eyes were clear and kind, he did not like
sl@0
  1834
to meet them.
sl@0
  1835
sl@0
  1836
"I am the Ghost of Christmas Present," said the Spirit.
sl@0
  1837
"Look upon me!"
sl@0
  1838
sl@0
  1839
Scrooge reverently did so. It was clothed in one simple
sl@0
  1840
green robe, or mantle, bordered with white fur. This garment
sl@0
  1841
hung so loosely on the figure, that its capacious breast was
sl@0
  1842
bare, as if disdaining to be warded or concealed by any
sl@0
  1843
artifice. Its feet, observable beneath the ample folds of the
sl@0
  1844
garment, were also bare; and on its head it wore no other
sl@0
  1845
covering than a holly wreath, set here and there with shining
sl@0
  1846
icicles. Its dark brown curls were long and free; free as its
sl@0
  1847
genial face, its sparkling eye, its open hand, its cheery voice,
sl@0
  1848
its unconstrained demeanour, and its joyful air. Girded
sl@0
  1849
round its middle was an antique scabbard; but no sword
sl@0
  1850
was in it, and the ancient sheath was eaten up with rust.
sl@0
  1851
sl@0
  1852
"You have never seen the like of me before!" exclaimed
sl@0
  1853
the Spirit.
sl@0
  1854
sl@0
  1855
"Never," Scrooge made answer to it.
sl@0
  1856
sl@0
  1857
"Have never walked forth with the younger members of
sl@0
  1858
my family; meaning (for I am very young) my elder brothers
sl@0
  1859
born in these later years?" pursued the Phantom.
sl@0
  1860
sl@0
  1861
"I don't think I have," said Scrooge. "I am afraid I have
sl@0
  1862
not. Have you had many brothers, Spirit?"
sl@0
  1863
sl@0
  1864
"More than eighteen hundred," said the Ghost.
sl@0
  1865
sl@0
  1866
"A tremendous family to provide for!" muttered Scrooge.
sl@0
  1867
sl@0
  1868
The Ghost of Christmas Present rose.
sl@0
  1869
sl@0
  1870
"Spirit," said Scrooge submissively, "conduct me where
sl@0
  1871
you will. I went forth last night on compulsion, and I learnt
sl@0
  1872
a lesson which is working now. To-night, if you have aught
sl@0
  1873
to teach me, let me profit by it."
sl@0
  1874
sl@0
  1875
"Touch my robe!"
sl@0
  1876
sl@0
  1877
Scrooge did as he was told, and held it fast.
sl@0
  1878
sl@0
  1879
Holly, mistletoe, red berries, ivy, turkeys, geese, game,
sl@0
  1880
poultry, brawn, meat, pigs, sausages, oysters, pies, puddings,
sl@0
  1881
fruit, and punch, all vanished instantly. So did the room,
sl@0
  1882
the fire, the ruddy glow, the hour of night, and they stood
sl@0
  1883
in the city streets on Christmas morning, where (for the
sl@0
  1884
weather was severe) the people made a rough, but brisk and
sl@0
  1885
not unpleasant kind of music, in scraping the snow from the
sl@0
  1886
pavement in front of their dwellings, and from the tops of
sl@0
  1887
their houses, whence it was mad delight to the boys to see
sl@0
  1888
it come plumping down into the road below, and splitting
sl@0
  1889
into artificial little snow-storms.
sl@0
  1890
sl@0
  1891
The house fronts looked black enough, and the windows
sl@0
  1892
blacker, contrasting with the smooth white sheet of snow
sl@0
  1893
upon the roofs, and with the dirtier snow upon the ground;
sl@0
  1894
which last deposit had been ploughed up in deep furrows by
sl@0
  1895
the heavy wheels of carts and waggons; furrows that crossed
sl@0
  1896
and re-crossed each other hundreds of times where the great
sl@0
  1897
streets branched off; and made intricate channels, hard to trace
sl@0
  1898
in the thick yellow mud and icy water. The sky was gloomy,
sl@0
  1899
and the shortest streets were choked up with a dingy mist,
sl@0
  1900
half thawed, half frozen, whose heavier particles descended
sl@0
  1901
in a shower of sooty atoms, as if all the chimneys in Great
sl@0
  1902
Britain had, by one consent, caught fire, and were blazing away
sl@0
  1903
to their dear hearts' content. There was nothing very cheerful
sl@0
  1904
in the climate or the town, and yet was there an air of
sl@0
  1905
cheerfulness abroad that the clearest summer air and brightest
sl@0
  1906
summer sun might have endeavoured to diffuse in vain.
sl@0
  1907
sl@0
  1908
For, the people who were shovelling away on the housetops
sl@0
  1909
were jovial and full of glee; calling out to one another
sl@0
  1910
from the parapets, and now and then exchanging a facetious
sl@0
  1911
snowball--better-natured missile far than many a wordy jest--
sl@0
  1912
laughing heartily if it went right and not less heartily if it
sl@0
  1913
went wrong. The poulterers' shops were still half open, and the
sl@0
  1914
fruiterers' were radiant in their glory. There were great, round,
sl@0
  1915
pot-bellied baskets of chestnuts, shaped like the waistcoats
sl@0
  1916
of jolly old gentlemen, lolling at the doors, and tumbling out
sl@0
  1917
into the street in their apoplectic opulence. There were
sl@0
  1918
ruddy, brown-faced, broad-girthed Spanish Onions, shining in
sl@0
  1919
the fatness of their growth like Spanish Friars, and winking
sl@0
  1920
from their shelves in wanton slyness at the girls as they went
sl@0
  1921
by, and glanced demurely at the hung-up mistletoe. There were
sl@0
  1922
pears and apples, clustered high in blooming pyramids; there
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  1923
were bunches of grapes, made, in the shopkeepers' benevolence
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  1924
to dangle from conspicuous hooks, that people's mouths might
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  1925
water gratis as they passed; there were piles of filberts, mossy
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  1926
and brown, recalling, in their fragrance, ancient walks among
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  1927
the woods, and pleasant shufflings ankle deep through withered
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  1928
leaves; there were Norfolk Biffins, squat and swarthy, setting
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  1929
off the yellow of the oranges and lemons, and, in the great
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  1930
compactness of their juicy persons, urgently entreating and
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  1931
beseeching to be carried home in paper bags and eaten after
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  1932
dinner. The very gold and silver fish, set forth among
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these choice fruits in a bowl, though members of a dull and
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  1934
stagnant-blooded race, appeared to know that there was
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  1935
something going on; and, to a fish, went gasping round and
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  1936
round their little world in slow and passionless excitement.
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  1938
The Grocers'! oh, the Grocers'! nearly closed, with perhaps
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  1939
two shutters down, or one; but through those gaps such
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  1940
glimpses! It was not alone that the scales descending on the
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  1941
counter made a merry sound, or that the twine and roller
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  1942
parted company so briskly, or that the canisters were rattled
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  1943
up and down like juggling tricks, or even that the blended
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  1944
scents of tea and coffee were so grateful to the nose, or even
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  1945
that the raisins were so plentiful and rare, the almonds so
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  1946
extremely white, the sticks of cinnamon so long and straight,
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  1947
the other spices so delicious, the candied fruits so caked and
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  1948
spotted with molten sugar as to make the coldest lookers-on
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  1949
feel faint and subsequently bilious. Nor was it that the figs
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  1950
were moist and pulpy, or that the French plums blushed in
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  1951
modest tartness from their highly-decorated boxes, or that
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  1952
everything was good to eat and in its Christmas dress; but
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  1953
the customers were all so hurried and so eager in the hopeful
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  1954
promise of the day, that they tumbled up against each other
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  1955
at the door, crashing their wicker baskets wildly, and left
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  1956
their purchases upon the counter, and came running back to
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  1957
fetch them, and committed hundreds of the like mistakes, in
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  1958
the best humour possible; while the Grocer and his people
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  1959
were so frank and fresh that the polished hearts with which
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  1960
they fastened their aprons behind might have been their own,
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  1961
worn outside for general inspection, and for Christmas daws
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  1962
to peck at if they chose.
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  1963
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  1964
But soon the steeples called good people all, to church and
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  1965
chapel, and away they came, flocking through the streets in
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  1966
their best clothes, and with their gayest faces. And at the
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  1967
same time there emerged from scores of bye-streets, lanes, and
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  1968
nameless turnings, innumerable people, carrying their dinners
sl@0
  1969
to the bakers' shops. The sight of these poor revellers
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  1970
appeared to interest the Spirit very much, for he stood with
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  1971
Scrooge beside him in a baker's doorway, and taking off the
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  1972
covers as their bearers passed, sprinkled incense on their
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  1973
dinners from his torch. And it was a very uncommon kind
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  1974
of torch, for once or twice when there were angry words
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  1975
between some dinner-carriers who had jostled each other, he
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  1976
shed a few drops of water on them from it, and their good
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  1977
humour was restored directly. For they said, it was a shame
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  1978
to quarrel upon Christmas Day. And so it was! God love
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  1979
it, so it was!
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  1980
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  1981
In time the bells ceased, and the bakers were shut up; and
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  1982
yet there was a genial shadowing forth of all these dinners
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  1983
and the progress of their cooking, in the thawed blotch of
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  1984
wet above each baker's oven; where the pavement smoked as
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  1985
if its stones were cooking too.
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  1986
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  1987
"Is there a peculiar flavour in what you sprinkle from
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  1988
your torch?" asked Scrooge.
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  1989
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  1990
"There is. My own."
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  1991
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  1992
"Would it apply to any kind of dinner on this day?"
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  1993
asked Scrooge.
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  1994
sl@0
  1995
"To any kindly given. To a poor one most."
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  1996
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  1997
"Why to a poor one most?" asked Scrooge.
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  1998
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  1999
"Because it needs it most."
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  2000
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  2001
"Spirit," said Scrooge, after a moment's thought, "I wonder
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  2002
you, of all the beings in the many worlds about us, should
sl@0
  2003
desire to cramp these people's opportunities of innocent
sl@0
  2004
enjoyment."
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  2005
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  2006
"I!" cried the Spirit.
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  2007
sl@0
  2008
"You would deprive them of their means of dining every
sl@0
  2009
seventh day, often the only day on which they can be said
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  2010
to dine at all," said Scrooge. "Wouldn't you?"
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  2011
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  2012
"I!" cried the Spirit.
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  2013
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  2014
"You seek to close these places on the Seventh Day?" said
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  2015
Scrooge. "And it comes to the same thing."
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  2016
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  2017
"I seek!" exclaimed the Spirit.
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  2018
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  2019
"Forgive me if I am wrong. It has been done in your
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  2020
name, or at least in that of your family," said Scrooge.
sl@0
  2021
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  2022
"There are some upon this earth of yours," returned the Spirit,
sl@0
  2023
"who lay claim to know us, and who do their deeds of passion,
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  2024
pride, ill-will, hatred, envy, bigotry, and selfishness
sl@0
  2025
in our name, who are as strange to us and all our kith and
sl@0
  2026
kin, as if they had never lived. Remember that, and charge
sl@0
  2027
their doings on themselves, not us."
sl@0
  2028
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  2029
Scrooge promised that he would; and they went on,
sl@0
  2030
invisible, as they had been before, into the suburbs of the
sl@0
  2031
town. It was a remarkable quality of the Ghost (which
sl@0
  2032
Scrooge had observed at the baker's), that notwithstanding
sl@0
  2033
his gigantic size, he could accommodate himself to any place
sl@0
  2034
with ease; and that he stood beneath a low roof quite as
sl@0
  2035
gracefully and like a supernatural creature, as it was possible
sl@0
  2036
he could have done in any lofty hall.
sl@0
  2037
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  2038
And perhaps it was the pleasure the good Spirit had in
sl@0
  2039
showing off this power of his, or else it was his own kind,
sl@0
  2040
generous, hearty nature, and his sympathy with all poor
sl@0
  2041
men, that led him straight to Scrooge's clerk's; for there he
sl@0
  2042
went, and took Scrooge with him, holding to his robe; and
sl@0
  2043
on the threshold of the door the Spirit smiled, and stopped
sl@0
  2044
to bless Bob Cratchit's dwelling with the sprinkling of his
sl@0
  2045
torch. Think of that! Bob had but fifteen "Bob" a-week
sl@0
  2046
himself; he pocketed on Saturdays but fifteen copies of his
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  2047
Christian name; and yet the Ghost of Christmas Present
sl@0
  2048
blessed his four-roomed house!
sl@0
  2049
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  2050
Then up rose Mrs. Cratchit, Cratchit's wife, dressed out
sl@0
  2051
but poorly in a twice-turned gown, but brave in ribbons,
sl@0
  2052
which are cheap and make a goodly show for sixpence; and
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  2053
she laid the cloth, assisted by Belinda Cratchit, second of
sl@0
  2054
her daughters, also brave in ribbons; while Master Peter
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  2055
Cratchit plunged a fork into the saucepan of potatoes, and
sl@0
  2056
getting the corners of his monstrous shirt collar (Bob's private
sl@0
  2057
property, conferred upon his son and heir in honour of the
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  2058
day) into his mouth, rejoiced to find himself so gallantly
sl@0
  2059
attired, and yearned to show his linen in the fashionable Parks.
sl@0
  2060
And now two smaller Cratchits, boy and girl, came tearing
sl@0
  2061
in, screaming that outside the baker's they had smelt the
sl@0
  2062
goose, and known it for their own; and basking in luxurious
sl@0
  2063
thoughts of sage and onion, these young Cratchits danced
sl@0
  2064
about the table, and exalted Master Peter Cratchit to the
sl@0
  2065
skies, while he (not proud, although his collars nearly choked
sl@0
  2066
him) blew the fire, until the slow potatoes bubbling up,
sl@0
  2067
knocked loudly at the saucepan-lid to be let out and
sl@0
  2068
peeled.
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  2069
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  2070
"What has ever got your precious father then?" said Mrs.
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  2071
Cratchit. "And your brother, Tiny Tim! And Martha
sl@0
  2072
warn't as late last Christmas Day by half-an-hour?"
sl@0
  2073
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  2074
"Here's Martha, mother!" said a girl, appearing as she
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  2075
spoke.
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  2076
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  2077
"Here's Martha, mother!" cried the two young Cratchits.
sl@0
  2078
"Hurrah! There's such a goose, Martha!"
sl@0
  2079
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  2080
"Why, bless your heart alive, my dear, how late you are!"
sl@0
  2081
said Mrs. Cratchit, kissing her a dozen times, and taking off
sl@0
  2082
her shawl and bonnet for her with officious zeal.
sl@0
  2083
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  2084
"We'd a deal of work to finish up last night," replied the
sl@0
  2085
girl, "and had to clear away this morning, mother!"
sl@0
  2086
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  2087
"Well! Never mind so long as you are come," said Mrs.
sl@0
  2088
Cratchit. "Sit ye down before the fire, my dear, and have
sl@0
  2089
a warm, Lord bless ye!"
sl@0
  2090
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  2091
"No, no! There's father coming," cried the two young
sl@0
  2092
Cratchits, who were everywhere at once. "Hide, Martha,
sl@0
  2093
hide!"
sl@0
  2094
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  2095
So Martha hid herself, and in came little Bob, the father,
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  2096
with at least three feet of comforter exclusive of the fringe,
sl@0
  2097
hanging down before him; and his threadbare clothes darned
sl@0
  2098
up and brushed, to look seasonable; and Tiny Tim upon his
sl@0
  2099
shoulder. Alas for Tiny Tim, he bore a little crutch, and
sl@0
  2100
had his limbs supported by an iron frame!
sl@0
  2101
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  2102
"Why, where's our Martha?" cried Bob Cratchit, looking
sl@0
  2103
round.
sl@0
  2104
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  2105
"Not coming," said Mrs. Cratchit.
sl@0
  2106
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  2107
"Not coming!" said Bob, with a sudden declension in his
sl@0
  2108
high spirits; for he had been Tim's blood horse all the way
sl@0
  2109
from church, and had come home rampant. "Not coming
sl@0
  2110
upon Christmas Day!"
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  2111
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  2112
Martha didn't like to see him disappointed, if it were only
sl@0
  2113
in joke; so she came out prematurely from behind the closet
sl@0
  2114
door, and ran into his arms, while the two young Cratchits
sl@0
  2115
hustled Tiny Tim, and bore him off into the wash-house,
sl@0
  2116
that he might hear the pudding singing in the copper.
sl@0
  2117
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  2118
"And how did little Tim behave?" asked Mrs. Cratchit,
sl@0
  2119
when she had rallied Bob on his credulity, and Bob had
sl@0
  2120
hugged his daughter to his heart's content.
sl@0
  2121
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  2122
"As good as gold," said Bob, "and better. Somehow he
sl@0
  2123
gets thoughtful, sitting by himself so much, and thinks the
sl@0
  2124
strangest things you ever heard. He told me, coming home,
sl@0
  2125
that he hoped the people saw him in the church, because he
sl@0
  2126
was a cripple, and it might be pleasant to them to remember
sl@0
  2127
upon Christmas Day, who made lame beggars walk, and blind
sl@0
  2128
men see."
sl@0
  2129
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  2130
Bob's voice was tremulous when he told them this, and
sl@0
  2131
trembled more when he said that Tiny Tim was growing
sl@0
  2132
strong and hearty.
sl@0
  2133
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  2134
His active little crutch was heard upon the floor, and back
sl@0
  2135
came Tiny Tim before another word was spoken, escorted by
sl@0
  2136
his brother and sister to his stool before the fire; and while
sl@0
  2137
Bob, turning up his cuffs--as if, poor fellow, they were
sl@0
  2138
capable of being made more shabby--compounded some hot
sl@0
  2139
mixture in a jug with gin and lemons, and stirred it round
sl@0
  2140
and round and put it on the hob to simmer; Master Peter,
sl@0
  2141
and the two ubiquitous young Cratchits went to fetch the
sl@0
  2142
goose, with which they soon returned in high procession.
sl@0
  2143
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  2144
Such a bustle ensued that you might have thought a goose
sl@0
  2145
the rarest of all birds; a feathered phenomenon, to which a
sl@0
  2146
black swan was a matter of course--and in truth it was
sl@0
  2147
something very like it in that house. Mrs. Cratchit made
sl@0
  2148
the gravy (ready beforehand in a little saucepan) hissing hot;
sl@0
  2149
Master Peter mashed the potatoes with incredible vigour;
sl@0
  2150
Miss Belinda sweetened up the apple-sauce; Martha dusted
sl@0
  2151
the hot plates; Bob took Tiny Tim beside him in a tiny
sl@0
  2152
corner at the table; the two young Cratchits set chairs for
sl@0
  2153
everybody, not forgetting themselves, and mounting guard
sl@0
  2154
upon their posts, crammed spoons into their mouths, lest
sl@0
  2155
they should shriek for goose before their turn came to be
sl@0
  2156
helped. At last the dishes were set on, and grace was
sl@0
  2157
said. It was succeeded by a breathless pause, as Mrs.
sl@0
  2158
Cratchit, looking slowly all along the carving-knife, prepared
sl@0
  2159
to plunge it in the breast; but when she did, and when the
sl@0
  2160
long expected gush of stuffing issued forth, one murmur of
sl@0
  2161
delight arose all round the board, and even Tiny Tim,
sl@0
  2162
excited by the two young Cratchits, beat on the table with
sl@0
  2163
the handle of his knife, and feebly cried Hurrah!
sl@0
  2164
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  2165
There never was such a goose. Bob said he didn't believe
sl@0
  2166
there ever was such a goose cooked. Its tenderness and
sl@0
  2167
flavour, size and cheapness, were the themes of universal
sl@0
  2168
admiration. Eked out by apple-sauce and mashed potatoes,
sl@0
  2169
it was a sufficient dinner for the whole family; indeed, as
sl@0
  2170
Mrs. Cratchit said with great delight (surveying one small
sl@0
  2171
atom of a bone upon the dish), they hadn't ate it all at
sl@0
  2172
last! Yet every one had had enough, and the youngest
sl@0
  2173
Cratchits in particular, were steeped in sage and onion to
sl@0
  2174
the eyebrows! But now, the plates being changed by Miss
sl@0
  2175
Belinda, Mrs. Cratchit left the room alone--too nervous to
sl@0
  2176
bear witnesses--to take the pudding up and bring it in.
sl@0
  2177
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  2178
Suppose it should not be done enough! Suppose it should
sl@0
  2179
break in turning out! Suppose somebody should have got
sl@0
  2180
over the wall of the back-yard, and stolen it, while they
sl@0
  2181
were merry with the goose--a supposition at which the two
sl@0
  2182
young Cratchits became livid! All sorts of horrors were
sl@0
  2183
supposed.
sl@0
  2184
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  2185
Hallo! A great deal of steam! The pudding was out of
sl@0
  2186
the copper. A smell like a washing-day! That was the
sl@0
  2187
cloth. A smell like an eating-house and a pastrycook's next
sl@0
  2188
door to each other, with a laundress's next door to that!
sl@0
  2189
That was the pudding! In half a minute Mrs. Cratchit
sl@0
  2190
entered--flushed, but smiling proudly--with the pudding,
sl@0
  2191
like a speckled cannon-ball, so hard and firm, blazing in half
sl@0
  2192
of half-a-quartern of ignited brandy, and bedight with
sl@0
  2193
Christmas holly stuck into the top.
sl@0
  2194
sl@0
  2195
Oh, a wonderful pudding! Bob Cratchit said, and calmly
sl@0
  2196
too, that he regarded it as the greatest success achieved by
sl@0
  2197
Mrs. Cratchit since their marriage. Mrs. Cratchit said that
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  2198
now the weight was off her mind, she would confess she had
sl@0
  2199
had her doubts about the quantity of flour. Everybody had
sl@0
  2200
something to say about it, but nobody said or thought it
sl@0
  2201
was at all a small pudding for a large family. It would have
sl@0
  2202
been flat heresy to do so. Any Cratchit would have blushed
sl@0
  2203
to hint at such a thing.
sl@0
  2204
sl@0
  2205
At last the dinner was all done, the cloth was cleared, the
sl@0
  2206
hearth swept, and the fire made up. The compound in the
sl@0
  2207
jug being tasted, and considered perfect, apples and oranges
sl@0
  2208
were put upon the table, and a shovel-full of chestnuts on the
sl@0
  2209
fire. Then all the Cratchit family drew round the hearth, in
sl@0
  2210
what Bob Cratchit called a circle, meaning half a one; and
sl@0
  2211
at Bob Cratchit's elbow stood the family display of glass.
sl@0
  2212
Two tumblers, and a custard-cup without a handle.
sl@0
  2213
sl@0
  2214
These held the hot stuff from the jug, however, as well as
sl@0
  2215
golden goblets would have done; and Bob served it out with
sl@0
  2216
beaming looks, while the chestnuts on the fire sputtered and
sl@0
  2217
cracked noisily. Then Bob proposed:
sl@0
  2218
sl@0
  2219
"A Merry Christmas to us all, my dears. God bless us!"
sl@0
  2220
sl@0
  2221
Which all the family re-echoed.
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  2222
sl@0
  2223
"God bless us every one!" said Tiny Tim, the last of all.
sl@0
  2224
sl@0
  2225
He sat very close to his father's side upon his little
sl@0
  2226
stool. Bob held his withered little hand in his, as if he
sl@0
  2227
loved the child, and wished to keep him by his side, and
sl@0
  2228
dreaded that he might be taken from him.
sl@0
  2229
sl@0
  2230
"Spirit," said Scrooge, with an interest he had never felt
sl@0
  2231
before, "tell me if Tiny Tim will live."
sl@0
  2232
sl@0
  2233
"I see a vacant seat," replied the Ghost, "in the poor
sl@0
  2234
chimney-corner, and a crutch without an owner, carefully
sl@0
  2235
preserved. If these shadows remain unaltered by the Future,
sl@0
  2236
the child will die."
sl@0
  2237
sl@0
  2238
"No, no," said Scrooge. "Oh, no, kind Spirit! say he
sl@0
  2239
will be spared."
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  2240
sl@0
  2241
"If these shadows remain unaltered by the Future, none
sl@0
  2242
other of my race," returned the Ghost, "will find him here.
sl@0
  2243
What then? If he be like to die, he had better do it, and
sl@0
  2244
decrease the surplus population."
sl@0
  2245
sl@0
  2246
Scrooge hung his head to hear his own words quoted by
sl@0
  2247
the Spirit, and was overcome with penitence and grief.
sl@0
  2248
sl@0
  2249
"Man," said the Ghost, "if man you be in heart, not
sl@0
  2250
adamant, forbear that wicked cant until you have discovered
sl@0
  2251
What the surplus is, and Where it is. Will you decide what
sl@0
  2252
men shall live, what men shall die? It may be, that in the
sl@0
  2253
sight of Heaven, you are more worthless and less fit to live
sl@0
  2254
than millions like this poor man's child. Oh God! to hear
sl@0
  2255
the Insect on the leaf pronouncing on the too much life
sl@0
  2256
among his hungry brothers in the dust!"
sl@0
  2257
sl@0
  2258
Scrooge bent before the Ghost's rebuke, and trembling cast
sl@0
  2259
his eyes upon the ground. But he raised them speedily, on
sl@0
  2260
hearing his own name.
sl@0
  2261
sl@0
  2262
"Mr. Scrooge!" said Bob; "I'll give you Mr. Scrooge, the
sl@0
  2263
Founder of the Feast!"
sl@0
  2264
sl@0
  2265
"The Founder of the Feast indeed!" cried Mrs. Cratchit,
sl@0
  2266
reddening. "I wish I had him here. I'd give him a piece
sl@0
  2267
of my mind to feast upon, and I hope he'd have a good
sl@0
  2268
appetite for it."
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  2269
sl@0
  2270
"My dear," said Bob, "the children! Christmas Day."
sl@0
  2271
sl@0
  2272
"It should be Christmas Day, I am sure," said she, "on
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  2273
which one drinks the health of such an odious, stingy, hard,
sl@0
  2274
unfeeling man as Mr. Scrooge. You know he is, Robert!
sl@0
  2275
Nobody knows it better than you do, poor fellow!"
sl@0
  2276
sl@0
  2277
"My dear," was Bob's mild answer, "Christmas Day."
sl@0
  2278
sl@0
  2279
"I'll drink his health for your sake and the Day's," said
sl@0
  2280
Mrs. Cratchit, "not for his. Long life to him! A merry
sl@0
  2281
Christmas and a happy new year! He'll be very merry and
sl@0
  2282
very happy, I have no doubt!"
sl@0
  2283
sl@0
  2284
The children drank the toast after her. It was the first of
sl@0
  2285
their proceedings which had no heartiness. Tiny Tim drank
sl@0
  2286
it last of all, but he didn't care twopence for it. Scrooge
sl@0
  2287
was the Ogre of the family. The mention of his name cast
sl@0
  2288
a dark shadow on the party, which was not dispelled for full
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  2289
five minutes.
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After it had passed away, they were ten times merrier than
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  2292
before, from the mere relief of Scrooge the Baleful being done
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  2293
with. Bob Cratchit told them how he had a situation in his
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  2294
eye for Master Peter, which would bring in, if obtained, full
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  2295
five-and-sixpence weekly. The two young Cratchits laughed
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  2296
tremendously at the idea of Peter's being a man of business;
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  2297
and Peter himself looked thoughtfully at the fire from
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  2298
between his collars, as if he were deliberating what particular
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  2299
investments he should favour when he came into the receipt
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  2300
of that bewildering income. Martha, who was a poor
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  2301
apprentice at a milliner's, then told them what kind of work
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  2302
she had to do, and how many hours she worked at a stretch,
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  2303
and how she meant to lie abed to-morrow morning for a
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  2304
good long rest; to-morrow being a holiday she passed at
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  2305
home. Also how she had seen a countess and a lord some
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  2306
days before, and how the lord "was much about as tall as
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  2307
Peter;" at which Peter pulled up his collars so high that you
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  2308
couldn't have seen his head if you had been there. All this
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  2309
time the chestnuts and the jug went round and round; and
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  2310
by-and-bye they had a song, about a lost child travelling in
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  2311
the snow, from Tiny Tim, who had a plaintive little voice,
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  2312
and sang it very well indeed.
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  2313
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  2314
There was nothing of high mark in this. They were not
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  2315
a handsome family; they were not well dressed; their shoes
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  2316
were far from being water-proof; their clothes were scanty;
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  2317
and Peter might have known, and very likely did, the inside
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  2318
of a pawnbroker's. But, they were happy, grateful, pleased
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  2319
with one another, and contented with the time; and when
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  2320
they faded, and looked happier yet in the bright sprinklings
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  2321
of the Spirit's torch at parting, Scrooge had his eye upon
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  2322
them, and especially on Tiny Tim, until the last.
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  2323
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  2324
By this time it was getting dark, and snowing pretty
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  2325
heavily; and as Scrooge and the Spirit went along the streets,
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  2326
the brightness of the roaring fires in kitchens, parlours, and
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  2327
all sorts of rooms, was wonderful. Here, the flickering of
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  2328
the blaze showed preparations for a cosy dinner, with hot
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  2329
plates baking through and through before the fire, and deep
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  2330
red curtains, ready to be drawn to shut out cold and darkness.
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  2331
There all the children of the house were running out
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  2332
into the snow to meet their married sisters, brothers, cousins,
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  2333
uncles, aunts, and be the first to greet them. Here, again,
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  2334
were shadows on the window-blind of guests assembling; and
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  2335
there a group of handsome girls, all hooded and fur-booted,
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  2336
and all chattering at once, tripped lightly off to some near
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  2337
neighbour's house; where, woe upon the single man who saw
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  2338
them enter--artful witches, well they knew it--in a glow!
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  2339
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  2340
But, if you had judged from the numbers of people on
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  2341
their way to friendly gatherings, you might have thought
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  2342
that no one was at home to give them welcome when they
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  2343
got there, instead of every house expecting company, and
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  2344
piling up its fires half-chimney high. Blessings on it, how
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  2345
the Ghost exulted! How it bared its breadth of breast, and
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  2346
opened its capacious palm, and floated on, outpouring, with
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  2347
a generous hand, its bright and harmless mirth on everything
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  2348
within its reach! The very lamplighter, who ran on before,
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  2349
dotting the dusky street with specks of light, and who was
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  2350
dressed to spend the evening somewhere, laughed out loudly
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  2351
as the Spirit passed, though little kenned the lamplighter
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  2352
that he had any company but Christmas!
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  2353
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  2354
And now, without a word of warning from the Ghost, they
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  2355
stood upon a bleak and desert moor, where monstrous masses
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  2356
of rude stone were cast about, as though it were the burial-place
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  2357
of giants; and water spread itself wheresoever it listed,
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  2358
or would have done so, but for the frost that held it prisoner;
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  2359
and nothing grew but moss and furze, and coarse rank grass.
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  2360
Down in the west the setting sun had left a streak of fiery
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  2361
red, which glared upon the desolation for an instant, like a
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  2362
sullen eye, and frowning lower, lower, lower yet, was lost in
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  2363
the thick gloom of darkest night.
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  2364
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  2365
"What place is this?" asked Scrooge.
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  2366
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  2367
"A place where Miners live, who labour in the bowels of
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  2368
the earth," returned the Spirit. "But they know me. See!"
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  2369
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  2370
A light shone from the window of a hut, and swiftly they
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  2371
advanced towards it. Passing through the wall of mud and
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  2372
stone, they found a cheerful company assembled round a
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  2373
glowing fire. An old, old man and woman, with their
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  2374
children and their children's children, and another generation
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  2375
beyond that, all decked out gaily in their holiday attire.
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  2376
The old man, in a voice that seldom rose above the howling
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  2377
of the wind upon the barren waste, was singing them a
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  2378
Christmas song--it had been a very old song when he was a
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  2379
boy--and from time to time they all joined in the chorus.
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  2380
So surely as they raised their voices, the old man got quite
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  2381
blithe and loud; and so surely as they stopped, his vigour
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  2382
sank again.
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  2383
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  2384
The Spirit did not tarry here, but bade Scrooge hold his
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  2385
robe, and passing on above the moor, sped--whither? Not
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  2386
to sea? To sea. To Scrooge's horror, looking back, he saw
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  2387
the last of the land, a frightful range of rocks, behind them;
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  2388
and his ears were deafened by the thundering of water, as it
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  2389
rolled and roared, and raged among the dreadful caverns it
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  2390
had worn, and fiercely tried to undermine the earth.